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September 30, 2007 Link to this post

Ew.
So there we were, with our happy little videogame that's all about guns and shooting stuff and saving the universe... and along comes Elnea who has to ruin it with sex. Man... girls. There's a reason we don't let 'em in the secret clubhouse. (This is pure fantasy, so I'm not sure how it counts as 'spoilers'... but hey. That's what she marked it, so that's what I'm marking it. Maybe she meant she's spoiled the whole 'fun' thing - I dunno.) Gawd. I gotta go wash the cooties off now. (Louis Wu 19:57:08 UTC)




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