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September 22, 2006 Link to this post

Crouching Diaper, Hidden Dingdong
Embarrassed that Stuntmutt guessed their Humpday Challenge strategy, the entire Bungie team (except for KP) hid this week when it came time to meet their opponents... so the Challenge never took place. However, KP gets paid by the word (I think he's up to three cheerios per at this point), so in order to earn breakfast, he wrote up a summary anyway. Of course, since there WAS no game, he had to be creative - so he summarized some in-house Halo 3 matches. You can learn more about the playing weaknesses of Bungie employees from this piece than you can about the current state of Halo 3 development, but it's a fun read nonetheless. (You may think all the smacktalk about Bentllama is a put-on... but lemme tell you, it ain't. He's really like that.) Special thanks to 3Suns for the awesome title for this newspost. (Louis Wu 02:41:54 UTC)




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