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April 12, 2011 Link to this post
Serious Inquiries Only
A Manhattan couple posted a Craigslist ad looking for a Halo: Reach tutor. They plan on pulling their son, Sam, from "an uncompromising school system" so that he can train to become a professional player full-time. Those who are interested would have to adhere to an 8 a.m. to 12 a.m. weekday schedule, which includes teaching Covenant history, fostering creativity with fan fiction and a daily supper of Red Bull and carbohydrate cubes. First round interviews will be conducted in a few weeks.
Update: Someone flagged this amazing ad for removal, so here's the Dregslist repost. There's also a reply to the ad for extra hilarity. (Hitmonchan 17:40:44 UTC)
