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August 2, 2001 Link to this post

Spam - it's not just for breakfast any more

    // About twenty years before you were born, the powers that were decided to send probes into space in the hopes that they would be picked up by an intelligent alien race. These probes had the pictures of naked members of your species scrawled in gold on the side. They hoped that the other race would then travel to Earth and share the wonders of interstellar travel with humanity. //
    "Did anybody find the probes?"
    // Did your mom bake bread? //

A Douglas Adams-inspired AI, porn, and Monty Python flashbacks - the Hermes Trismegistus saga (now on Chapter 7) continues to surprise. Check it out in our Fan Fiction section. (Louis Wu 01:08:17 UTC)




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