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August 14, 2004 Link to this post
Clashing Armor and Man Hugs
Frankie's in the Yucatan this weekend, hiding from hurricanes and looking for nuclear weapons, so the job of Bungie Weekly Update fell to Bungie Princess Alta Hartmann. It's a bit light on the technical aspects, with maybe a little too much emphasis on personal appearance... but hey, what can you expect from someone who just kicked some serious butt in her first keg stand contest a few weeks ago? (As you read about overloaded taco trays and hair dye, just think of Alta being hung upside down over a keg, drinking college boys twice her weight under the table... and cut her some slack.) (Louis Wu 00:00:11 UTC)
