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Another comedy poem:)
Posted By: crashedwarthog<wozza__610@hotmail.com>
Date: 7 May 2004, 7:50 AM

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The MC rushed,
there wasn't much time,
he sprang to his feet,
and corrected his spine.

He shoved on his armour,
as quick as he could,
he needed to hurry,
so hurry he would.

He ran down the halls,
of the steel-iron ship,
crashed into a man,
but did not trip.

He quickened his pace,
he gained more speed,
he wanted to satisfy,
his powerful greed.

He said to himself,
"I'll get there this time"
he just didn't want,
to be stuck out behind.

He got there at last,
and the doors hissed apart
he glanced straight ahead...
and heard someone fart.

That discreet message,
that someone was here,
was enough to trigger,
the MC's worst fear.

He leaned through the doorway,
and peered to the right,
"Holy Crap!" he yelled,
"They've been here all night!"

The MC thought,
he'd gotten there early,
the marines, however,
were more than wary.

He had tried so hard,
just to get there on time,
but he still found the end...

...of the canteen line.