You Are the Champions - an HBO Giveaway

343 bestowed upon us some codes for the Champions Bundle - and we're passing them along to you. All you gotta do is stop by this forum thread and write us a haiku explaining why you want this. We'll pick the 7 best, and distribute your codes before the middle of the week... it's the perfect consolation prize for folks not able to make it to PAX!

There aren't very many rules:

• You can only win once, though you can submit as many haikus as you like
• Please don't 'win for a friend' - if you have the Bundle, but a friend doesn't, let your friend enter on their own
• ...yeah, I guess that's it.