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Comments for 'Titan - Chapter 1'



Arch
5:02 pm | July 21, 2002
Ever had Canadian snow crabs? lol....
saturn
5:47 pm | July 20, 2002
nonesense. I don't really drink. (he..he). I just joke about vodka cause its foreign. I like stuff from other countries, the're sorta exotic.
Arch
1:35 pm | July 20, 2002
Can't stand alcohol. Tastes bad, smells bad, kills yer liver. None for me, please.
Arch
11:02 am | July 20, 2002
Jay shouldn't even bother, cuz we're making the bloodbath for him! *roflmao* Anyways, DBZ isn't really that bad, and for an LA hobo, u sure do know a lot about TV, Lynnada.
saturn
8:36 am | July 20, 2002
the mind of a saturian...and his beer buddies.
Vegeta
1:35 am | July 20, 2002
Um...ok.
saturn
1:26 am | July 20, 2002
um, oh, yeah. that must have been a dream. Or was it a tv on in goodwill? Nahh, must have been Salvation Army. God Bless them, and the tv. When I go to college, I'm gonna live on ramen and generic brand canned food, and bread. They are super cheap. Oh yeah, and vodka (so that's where the college funding went!).
Panzerfaust42
10:03 am | July 19, 2002
Let's put it this way: The End-Or Is It? *insert evil laughter.
Vegeta
10:03 am | July 19, 2002
That's just YOUR opinion remember cuz I do.
saturn
12:43 am | July 19, 2002
yeah. I hate DRAGONBALLZZZZZZ.
saturn
12:43 am | July 19, 2002
yay, it's over. or maybe just till jay gets the next one out. Hehe.
Arch
12:32 am | July 19, 2002
Epilogue: Arch reincarnates, teams up with Lynnada, and whips Panzerfaust's and Vegeta's asses so bad that the Great Defeat of Lucifer doesn't even compare. That's the end.
Panzerfaust42
8:36 pm | July 18, 2002
The end. Was that a bloodbath or what?!
saturn
7:53 pm | July 18, 2002
this really isn't gonna end you know. we'll just keep on killing instead of writing. the end, no more.
Panzerfaust42
12:12 pm | July 18, 2002
*Takes out Flamthrower and burns Saturn's body to a crisp. Then takes an axe and cut him into segments. Then I do it again. Then I get in an airplane, jump out with a parchute on, and the plane lands on Saturn's remains.* Ha, try that on for size.
Arch
11:47 am | July 18, 2002
*Creates new body* I can reincarnate you know. The ethereal are quite capable of that. Anyways.... *Whips out phase rifle, turns Panzerfaust's smoking remains into little more than sludge*
Vegeta
11:18 am | July 18, 2002
Now THAT'S a bloodbath. Oh well might as well contribute... *Signs treaty with Panzer. Flyes up into sky and unleashed "Kame Hame Ha" and sends Arch and Saturn to another dimension.* Nice story Jaywhit10. Few errors.
Panzerfaust42
11:18 am | July 18, 2002
*Regenerates with a new body. Jumps into Germany's version of the Warthog and runs over Arch and Saturn and run them over a couple more times even though they're dead. Jumps out with M90 shotgun and shoots they're heads, arms, legs, torso, dick and ass to pieces then crushed them with my spikey-bottomed boots.* "Who wants some?!" I yell. Then I go get a beer. P.S: I'm not German, I'm warm-blooded American. Saturn, you must lay Medal of Honor: Frontline or someting.
saturn
12:30 am | July 18, 2002
Yeah, History Channel. You'll be suprised what some "educational" programs can do. The german warthog is called a kubelwagen and is mounted with a 50.cal machine gun.So,...I i reincarnate and shoot panzer's balls, therefore disabling his ability to respawn and/or create evil minoins to carry out his will. Then I have some sumo wrestlers sit on him to make sure he don't get up. I return to Saturn where i purchase a "Space Pepsi" and learn the ways of the force from yoda.PS: I'm a coldblooded american. Anza Borrego desert rattlesnake.
saturn
1:28 am | July 17, 2002
drives over (Panzer) with a tiger tank and shreds the flesh of many with a fifty caliber machine gun. Tut tut tut tut tut tut tut....! Then I run out of gas and whip out a Panzerschreck and some stick grenades. (explosions). then 20 mil. anti tank cannon and Gwehr 43, MP40, Walther P38, bolt-action infantry rifle, panzerfaust, land mine, STG 44, Stielhandgranate,...finally, I have avenged Arch's death. Panzer must be german or thinks he's german. We'll I'm not german but can he keep up? Huh, dumkoph....
Panzerfaust42
1:19 am | July 16, 2002
*Pulls out German Panzerfaust and shoots Arch's body in bits.* "Boo-ya," I say. *Then falls to the ground dead.*
Arch
10:05 pm | July 15, 2002
*Draws gun, shoots Panzerfaust's bodypart (pick one)* Suck this!
Panzerfaust42
12:52 am | July 15, 2002
I van to suk ya blud. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
ATM Machine103
3:03 pm | July 14, 2002
...next chapter, I mean.
ATM Machine103
3:02 pm | July 14, 2002
Blood, severed limbs, gore...it doesn't get better than this.
Arch
12:23 am | July 14, 2002
Amen to that!!
Spartan415
8:29 pm | July 13, 2002
Blooooooood!!!!!!!!!!I need blood!!!!!!!!!
Cultivated Human
6:21 pm | July 13, 2002
Yeah a bloodbath! Cool!
Arch
6:07 pm | July 12, 2002
bloodbath, eh? sweeeeeeeeet! Sounds fun!
Jaywhit10
4:53 am | July 10, 2002
Here, here. We all find mistakes, i find them in yours arch. The point i was trying to make is that i took the time to use spell check instead of sending it in its raw form. Which I have to say it sucked. My next part is gonna be a freaking bloodbath.
saturn
8:11 pm | July 9, 2002
shit all the mistakes. I don't give for small erorrs as long as tey don't degrade the story too much. In jay's case, they don't. But hovever, it's good that the fan club keeps an eye out for them, it helps the writers greatly. Comments should be diversified though. This is a forum for ideas, not HARDCORE english teachers.
Knightmare Wolf
5:15 pm | July 9, 2002
I'm siding with arch on this one, its true. (Though I may just continue plotting against him to see if he can find out what happens next in my story, lol)
Archangels Blade
11:18 am | July 9, 2002
We all find mistakes, Jaywhit10, we all find mistakes. It's not a big deal. We all try, but we all also fail. There's too many words that don't fit in the spellcheck files.
ATM Machine103
11:53 am | July 8, 2002
It's cool. A few mistakes though.
Jaywhit10
4:03 am | July 8, 2002
Thanks for the comments, and i did notice a few mistakes after sending it, but hey at least i took the time to do spell check.
killa_snypa7
6:34 am | July 6, 2002
yea, just time mistakes...no bigE...if you havent, you should check out vec40's lil article...cya 'round!
(saturn itself)
3:41 am | July 6, 2002
cool jay. This is gonna be one God Awfull Bloody Mess. Both sides are geared up, gonna be a lot of napalm. Don't stop writing.
Knightmare Wolf
3:21 am | July 6, 2002
Other than a few small errors i like it, keep it going


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