Comments for 'Orange Peanuts - A Halo Comedy'
5:19 pm | November 10, 2003
THE END WAS THE BEST PART WHEN HE BLEW UP. O I GOT A KICK OUT OF THAT ONE. STICK WITH COMEDY WE NEED MORE AROUND HERE. K
5:37 pm | November 6, 2003
Hilarious. Can't wait for the next comedy.
2:44 am | November 6, 2003
I didn't really get to show the BOBs personalities in this one, but they are VERY mean kids, especially to the captain.
9:58 pm | November 5, 2003
OrAnGe PeAnUtS aRe FlAmMaBlE?!?!?! OMGWTFLOL!!111!!1!!one!one!1!
Cool Story Dispraiser.
DEATH TO THE BOBS!!!
8:19 pm | November 5, 2003
No, it won't be the last. I'll make at least thirteen. As of now I have nine, but most are not on HBO.
12:02 pm | November 5, 2003
I figured this one wouldn't do as good as the last two, but it seems to be doing alright. This one got rushed before I sent it to one or two people to make sure it was funny because I had already missed Halloween by a few days...
2:51 am | November 5, 2003
Good man!! I love it. And this is your last? Your comedies are so good!! Well, no one is commenting on xitWOUND117's story...
1:52 am | November 5, 2003
Okaaaaaaay. That was disturbing beyond belief especially the impotinize or what ever it was. Oh and how many times has that demented captain died.
11:33 pm | November 4, 2003
Wow, that was one halo comedy that was actually funny. Congradulations.
11:30 pm | November 4, 2003
i'll admit, the Captain asking the Elite what he was dressed up as, then offering him peanuts was funny. Amy disgusts me, cuzz my mind pictures a fat AI construct, waving at me...i can't blink, i always see the image *blink* AHH *blink* AHH
11:26 pm | November 4, 2003
I HATE FUCKING ORANGE PEANUTS!!!
I just realized what you were talking about. OMG those things are nasty.
KILL THE ORANGE PEANUT COMPANY!!!
10:43 pm | November 4, 2003
Hope you don't mind Dispraiser, but this here is funny:
1945 – NCOs had a typewriter on their desks for doing daily reports.
1999 - everyone has an Internet access computer, and they wonder why no work is getting done.
1945 - we painted pictures of girls on airplanes to remind us of home.
1999 - they put the real thing in the cockpit.
1945 - your girlfriend was at home praying you would return alive.
1999 - she is in the same trench praying your condom worked.
1945 - if you got drunk off duty your buddies would take you back to the barracks to sleep it off.
1999 - if you get drunk they slap you in rehab and ruin your career.
1945 - you were taught to aim at your enemy and shoot him.
1999 - you spray 500 bullets into the brush, don’t hit anything, and retreat because you’re out of ammo.
1945 - canteens were made of steel, and you could heat coffee or hot chocolate in them.
1999 - canteens are made of plastic, you can’t heat anything in them, and they always taste like plastic.
1945 - officers were professional soldiers first and they commanded respect.
1999 - officers are politicians first and beg not to be given a wedgie.
1945 - they collected enemy intelligence and analyzed it.
1999 - they collect your pee and analyze it.
1945 - if you didn’t act right, the Sergeant Major put you in the brig until you straightened up.
1999 - if you don’t act right, they start a paper trail that follows you forever.
1945 - medals were awarded to heroes who saved lives at the risk of their own.
1999 - medals are awarded to people who work at headquarters.
1945 - you slept in barracks like a soldier.
1999 - you sleep in a dormitory like a college kid.
1945 - you ate in a mess hall, which was free, and you could have all the food you wanted.
1999 - you eat in a dining facility, every slice of bread or pad of butter costs, and you better not take too much.
1945 - we defeated powerful countries like Germany and Japan.
1999 - we come up short against Iraq and Yugoslavia.
1945 - if you wanted to relax, you went to the rec center, played pool, smoked, and drank beer.
1999 - you go to the community center, and you can play pool.
1945 - if you wanted beer and conversation you went to the NCO or Officers’ Club.
1999 - the beer will cost you $2.75, membership is forced, and someone is watching how much you drink.
1945 - the Exchange had bargains for soldiers who didn’t make much money.
1999 - you can get better and cheaper merchandise at Wal-Mart.
1945 - we could recognize the enemy by their Nazi helmets.
1999 - we are wearing the Nazi helmets.
1945 - we called the enemy names like “Krauts” and “Japs” because we didn’t like them.
1999 - we call the enemy the “opposing force” or “aggressor” because we don’t want to offend them.
1945 - victory was declared when the enemy was defeated and all his things were broken.
1999 - victory is declared when the enemy says he is sorry.
1945 - a commander would put his butt on the line to protect his people.
1999 - a commander will put his people on the line to protect his butt.
1945 - wars were planned and run by generals with lots of important victories.
1999 - wars are planned by politicians with lots of equivocating.
1945 - we were fighting for freedom, and the country was committed to winning.
1999 - we don’t know what we’re fighting for, and the government is committed to social programs (used to be called “socialism”).
1945 - all you could think about was getting out and becoming a civilian again.
1999 - all you can think about is getting out and becoming a civilian again.
-http://www.marinescoutsniper.com, home of the Marine Scout-Sniper Association
10:41 pm | November 4, 2003
I loved it. Hillarious. I think you ought to give that crewman a break... he deserves command. And Amy needs to be cut off from all "food" sources for a while. If she "starves" to death, oh well, who cares. Just make her fat go away.
Man, my cat went out fighting, proving he had the balls. All the scars he had received were on his front side, and I'm sure he took out some other kitties with him. I liked my cat. But oh well. I still have my dogs, they're cooler anyway.
10:25 pm | November 4, 2003
Distrubing and better than half the stuff out there!
9:26 pm | November 4, 2003
You, do comedy? Dispraiser doing comedy, that in itself is funny, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
9:11 pm | November 4, 2003
But Kree was the name of my cat...
8:33 pm | November 4, 2003
9/10 Ha!HAHAHA! And HA!
7:41 pm | November 4, 2003