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Comments for 'A grunt's confession'

10:24 pm | July 13, 2004
oh god not nightblade again, go screw yourself
4:55 pm | July 9, 2004
this sux
Dave Luck
3:07 pm | June 15, 2004
Very well done.

I liked the twist at the end and how you told how the Grunts came into the Covenant - and how their homeworld was invaded.

Anyhow, keep it up, great poetry, great rhyme.
The Razor
8:58 am | June 12, 2004
I mean good
The Razor
8:56 am | June 12, 2004
Well goog I think...
8:18 am | June 12, 2004
the next story in my series is coming Mad! gah i'm just stuck at the moment =S ah well it'll get done soon:D u'll just have to wait:D oh and thanx for ur comment:)
4:28 am | June 12, 2004
oh yeah, did I forget that this poem is one helluva piece.
4:28 am | June 12, 2004
and hawk, you spoiled everything
4:23 am | June 12, 2004
okay forget what I said about how grunts are stupid but what makes a grunt have the guts commit suicide whether it be by the knife or heaven forbid being deprived of methane. Millions and trillions of grunts have endured the Elites and higher ranking races abuse and why should this grunt not. If a grunt was surrounded by infection forms yes, maybe he'd commit suicide and if grunts were smart theyed relize that they, as canon fodder are important to the Covenant Empire and if they could just grasp the many oppurtunities to overthrow the Elites maybe they wouldn't have to commit suicide in the first place. Throwing a plasma grenade on the Elites back is a start.
1:26 am | June 12, 2004
Very good as usual. I'm looking forward to more from you, crashedwarthog.
And guys, just because something is not very intelligent doesn't mean that it can't fall into despair and hopelessness at their role as cannon fodder. It's perfectly logical that one might commit suicide over his own weakness.
a guy
2:54 pm | June 11, 2004
On his story i mean
a guy
2:54 pm | June 11, 2004
Hawk, you are a gay faggot that cares for noones feelings. Why did you put the new zak down like that. He did absoulutley nothing to you.
Elite Zov
2:20 pm | June 11, 2004
Hunters can speak English? This is news.

The poem is pretty good, you got the gift.
Nick Kang
8:42 pm | June 10, 2004
Well Elites, Grunts, Jackals and Hunters can't talk English. Does that mean they're dumb? (Okay, maybe Hunters, but definitely not Elites.)

12:59 am | June 10, 2004
we dont know how dumb grunts really are, we only figure that they are dumb by their lack of english, anyhoo u can say what ya like
white grunt
4:01 am | June 7, 2004
that kinda sad sad but good.
3:56 am | June 7, 2004
You guys do know that the Grunt Homeworld needs enough Oxygen to hold the flame, right?

You can't just light a match and blow it up...
343 Salty Beans
3:30 am | June 7, 2004
Good job. I liked it alot, and it kind of did make me feel sorry for them.

Even though you said it wasn't a comedy, the ending was pretty funny. Only a week?

Good job man.
someone that you dont know
9:14 pm | June 6, 2004
Hey, nick, who was it that invented the "methane frag grenade" anyways? Because I saw something like that on the forum once. And it wasnt you. I volunteer to light the match on the grunt homeworld (as long as im at least 500 miles away)
CoLd BlooDed
9:12 pm | June 6, 2004
I loved this poem, really good.

Hehe, Nick, can you just imagine a whole fleet of starships approaching the Grunt homeworld... then taking out large matchbooks, setting them aflame, and hurling them into the atmosphere?
Nick Kang
7:17 pm | June 6, 2004
Only a week?!?!?!
You died so young, buddy!
Are you aware that since the Grunts atmosphere is methane, we could just light a match on their homeworld and have a really big frag grenade.

6:12 pm | June 6, 2004
Wow that the first poem Ive read thats actually good. Keep it up dude.
The NEW Zak
6:12 pm | June 6, 2004
that was pretty awesome
5:18 pm | June 6, 2004
Cute. I agree, however. Grunts are to scared to comitt suicide, but might be dumb enough to do it anyway. Good job.
4:37 pm | June 6, 2004
or too scared of death
4:35 pm | June 6, 2004
grunts are too stupid to kill themselves
someone that you dont know
4:08 pm | June 6, 2004
This was, how do I say it? "Different" It was good though. Keep it up.