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Comments for 'Halo 2: Unfortunate Events (Comedy): Chapter 1: I Think I Shit Myself'



Sentinel
10:48 pm | May 18, 2004
That was messed up. (And do you really know what being REALLY screwed up is?)
GhostMouthZach
11:04 am | May 3, 2004
Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Herbal Essences! That was funny as hell man. Keep writing.
Burny
11:56 am | April 25, 2004
o_O If yer basically telling me to stop this crap, then I will. Might as wel write real fan fics that take me twice as long to come up with...
Joe
7:44 pm | April 24, 2004
How could you do that? You give the Master Chief a bad name I am sorry to say.
Nick Kang
11:27 am | April 24, 2004
Please don't feature me...unless you clean it up a llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

NK
Nick Kang
11:02 am | April 24, 2004
uuuuuuuummmmmmmmm...how about not...

NK
Burny
10:46 am | April 24, 2004
Actually, you were the first person I thought of. Here's the sample:

Then out of nowhere, Nick Kang walked into the lone ship, spotted the Chief, and pulled out a marker. He wrote on the Chief's ass "I FUCKED HUCKLE-BERRY AND ILLED SOME CHEESE!". Then he slapped the Chief's metal thong [thus being metal, he hurt himself], pulled his skirt up to see what color panties he wore (hey, wait a minute, since when did the Chief start wearing a skirt and panties? Freakin crossdresser...), and ran away giggling like a school girl.
\t"I swear to GOD...Nick Kang's hand is so callosed I couldn't even tell if he slapped my ass or not. Oh well..." The Master Chief banged his hand on his back, and his back implant poped into place. "w00t! OMGWTFLOLBBQ BRB ILL PWNED 1 @T3 j00r b@b13$!!!"
Burny
10:44 pm | April 23, 2004
Hey man, in real life, I'm really messed up. I have ADHD...should tell you something.

Next chapter, will feature people here on HBO.
SomeoneUnknown
10:08 pm | April 23, 2004
A big LOL and O_O to this.
BJ1
9:18 pm | April 23, 2004
what were you smoking, what were you drinking???
twisted very twisted
you give fan fic a bad name not to be mean or anything. This is not right.
strange


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