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Comments for 'The Silent Cartographer: Part One'



Lonesome Grunt
4:51 pm | June 15, 2004
Hilariouse
Funny
spectacular
Tman
12:03 am | June 15, 2004
Hello,
I'm a year behind but that won't stop me. It was so funny. I don't know why some people didn't like it???
vincent sitar
2:29 am | July 10, 2003
u suck so bad at wrighting I won't to puke. and if you ever again make MC sound so gay again I will personaly kick your ass!!!!!
anonymous
1:23 pm | April 26, 2003
hey, Steele, my dad has a desert eagle, is that enough?
Spitfirekid1133
10:51 pm | April 24, 2003
man u need to stop writing, it would do us all a great favor. i didnt even finish this story, there was no point, i stoped reading when your poser of an MC called Cortana Corty.
spitfirekid1133
10:46 pm | April 24, 2003
man u SUCK at writing. And dont make MC soud like hes stoned. i bet u get(or got) F's in literature
word to the wise, DONT WRITE ANYMORE STORYS ABOUT MC or HELL COME AND KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!
Havok
3:48 am | April 20, 2003
hell, i just got a 300 Win. Mag. that thing kicks like a mother. i hit a coke can with the thing. the thing practically disintegrated. i only found three small pieces of it...
James Kinsella
7:03 pm | April 17, 2003
A .223 is a lot more fun though. I have seen it shoot through quarter-inch plated steel. You know those targets that have a round spot on the bottom to shoot at. It waves when you shoot it. We were about 100 yds away, and we thought we missed all five times cause the thing didn't even move. When we went to inspect we found that the .223 had gone straight through. It didn't even wobble. Imagine what that could do to a human body.
Steele
10:53 am | April 17, 2003
The Barret isn't mine. It's my mom's but it amounts to the same thing. A .22 will do some damage and their fun to plink with.
James Kinsella
2:18 am | April 17, 2003
I feel like the guy in the locker room with the two inch dick(which I would know nothing about). You guys are talking about your fifty cals. and all I got is a stupid twenty-two. I guess I will have to get that .223 after all. Extended magazine, Here I Come...
monitor101
7:01 pm | April 16, 2003
Steele I got "ol' faiful" cocked and loaded lets go!
Steele
9:36 pm | April 15, 2003
Yeah I've seen Billy Madison too. In this case excellent quote. But I think this guy writes so bad on purpose. It's got to be. No one can write that bad and not do it on purpose.

Oh yeah, Ishkabibbl you write pretty good, so no reason to downsize your self for this loser.


Hey QWERTYUIOP (been looking at the keyboard lately?) I'm oiling my Barret 'Light Fifty' right now. Anybody know where he lives.
James Kinsella
11:40 am | April 15, 2003
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

~Principal~

I hope that shows you how stupid it was.
Ishkabibbl
11:06 am | April 15, 2003
I'm not a good writer, but at least i'm not that bad...
monitor101
4:06 am | April 15, 2003
I won't even bother and read this story already sounds gay, pointless, and really fucked up!
QWERTYUIOP
2:20 am | April 15, 2003
I CANT BELIVE YOU MADE MC SO GAY IF YOU WRITE ANOTHER ONE SOMEONE IS GOING TO SEND A SNIPER AFTER YOU!



run wile you can
Havok
2:02 am | April 15, 2003
jesus man! what are you smoking and where can i get some? (joking) but seriously, you made the MC look like he was hopped up on crack. in fact, that whole story was way out there.
el_halo_diablo
12:34 am | April 15, 2003
Hey I made MC gay in Mis-Adventures of Master Chief, but at least it was funny. heh heh.
Red
10:14 pm | April 14, 2003
Sorry, but I hated this story...
QWERTYUIOP
9:36 pm | April 14, 2003
You swore way to much and made the master chief look gay they should kick you off the site! Not to mention that it stinks try to write a story that actually is intresting.
Spartan-13
9:30 pm | April 14, 2003
hey yeah, i remember you, you are the guy that can't write stories....you suck man, just stop while you are ahead before you humiliate yourself
Commenter
6:29 pm | April 14, 2003
Anonymous person who wrote the GTA thing, u write horrible fanfics and not even original ideas or titles, GET A LIFE Anonymous Guy!
Shadow Spartan
5:44 pm | April 14, 2003
yeah man, i dunno....this story was really....dumb....maybe you shouldn't write comedies and try "normal" stuff....i dunno....no comment really....
el_halo_diablo
4:15 pm | April 14, 2003
New paragraph for each time soemone talks, and stop smokin pot before you write stories, cause they suck


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