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Comments for 'The Magic Elevator' |
Dave Luck
5:35 pm | July 12, 2004
Hee hee... ha hoo hoo.....
Well, I think that both the stories were *giggle* very *giggle* funny.
And about S.S, I merely think he's some weirdo who needs to be shot. Hey S.S! Did you get your ass kicked today?
Anyhow, I'm going to take inspiration to heart and write a story about n00bs, a holy war.
Oh, and the title was pretty funny.
- Dave.
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Red Ghost
9:41 pm | July 11, 2004
Wow, I really liked that one, confusing, and very crazy (Slim- Fast!), but great just the same. Oh yeah, nice one Awacar...
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Awacar
9:07 pm | July 11, 2004
My new story: the magic bullshit.
Storyline: A poor dying bull puts some more shit to the ground, though the lifepower of the dying bull is transformed into the shit. One day, this shit gets ability to walk around, and some points start to harden, not really fingers, but things you can type with. This bullshit was very idiotic, and could only learn words about the regions from which he was given birth.
Some day, he magically found his ways into the HBO fanfic section, don't ask me how, but the "thousand monkeys sitting and typing on random" principe seems very appealing to use here. I guess the magic shit did so in the url field for years.
The shit took the name of spanish spartan, and began posting.
Details: He spamms the forum with posts like these:
spanish spartan
5:30 PM | July 11, 2004
the title is the gayest thing i ever saw. The MAGIC ELEVATOR? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT. WHAT A LOAD OF FUCKING DAMN BULLSHIT. U MOTHERFUCKING, COCK SUCKING DICKFUCKER ASSHOLE PUNK BITCH FAG.
and he gets flamed hundreds of times every day.
though he need not fear, his [insert the word for "mental capacity" when dealing with bullshits here] makes him unable to understand what the other people, the good people standing by with flamethrowers aimed at him, type back.
He cannot feel either, his [you know this from above] isn't capable to handle so much info at once.
About the story, I am lacking inspiration, but I am sure that my source of ideas will give me some during the next days. And, the ending, will ss be flushed down through a toilet? Put inside a gas chamber filled with VX? All input is appreciated.
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Nick Kang
6:52 pm | July 11, 2004
Spanish spartan, you shouldn't be talking. I'm sure you're the gayest thing everyone here has ever seen and heard. You're worse than twinkie and GPD put together!
NK
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spanish spartan
4:30 pm | July 11, 2004
the title is the gayest thing i ever saw. The MAGIC ELEVATOR? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT. WHAT A LOAD OF FUCKING DAMN BULLSHIT. U MOTHERFUCKING, COCK SUCKING DICKFUCKER ASSHOLE PUNK BITCH FAG.
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Nick Kang
11:58 am | July 11, 2004
Were you drunk?
lol j/k.
Yeah, as CoLd said, whenever there's another update, I weed out all the stories by the good authors and read them first. That includes you, Severian :D
Yeah, the story was somewhat...confusing, but I enjoy a change every once in a while. Gives me something to think about.
NK
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Severian
11:17 am | July 11, 2004
I wish I could tell you what it was supposed to be about... but I wasn't exactly clear minded when i typed this up you know...
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Slit Throat
3:12 am | July 11, 2004
Nothing describes this better than-
"and now for something completely different!"
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CoLd BlooDed
2:04 am | July 11, 2004
Severian, I'd just like to announce that you've inspired me to do a SeverianofUrth-like story. It's all written and stuff, somewhat long, first person, and it has to do with a soldier who was taken by the Flood, and, yes, you guessed it, he goes insane.
You'll have to read it.
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Jessica
12:45 am | July 11, 2004
Wow...Different...Like Alice in Wonderland...Warped, maybe, Different, Yes...
Jess
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CoLd BlooDed
7:10 pm | July 10, 2004
Wow, I only really got bits of and pieces of that, but then they all pretty much filled together.
Was he some kind of reporter or a civilian? Then does he stumble onto some holy Covenant area, only to be taken prisoner and carried away?
That's pretty much what I got... lol... but I really liked it. Your writing is so amazingly unique that I read your stories as soon as I see them, hoping its something completely different and apart from other stories.
Great job, Sev.
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Helljumper
6:03 pm | July 10, 2004
That was so different but that didn't surprise me coming from you.
ODST
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NightBlade
3:36 pm | July 10, 2004
WTF?
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