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343 Salty Beans
8:13 pm | June 13, 2004
Thanks for backing me up, guys. And NK, especially thanks for the compliments on my stories (since I'm not an advertising loser, I'm not gonna say the name).

As for twinkie-stop impersonating. You do a horrible job. It's like you have no real life and your sole objective in this one is to cheese as many people off as possible. This isn't a game; you don't get any points for it. But I give you 1000 points for being a queerass impersonating reject.

343SB
Nick Kang
12:27 pm | June 13, 2004
lol Twonkie.

I wish I had some grenades, cause ten I could shove 'em down Twinkie's throat and watch him go boom.

NK
System Failure
12:12 pm | June 13, 2004
I was I had some of those bunkar bustin missles. The crazy accurate. It could probably go fifty miles and still go sraight up someomes ass hole. Then, boom popped twonkie, twinke whatever the fuck he is.

-System-
Nick Kang
11:58 am | June 13, 2004
And in more words of Church:

'God dammit, twinkie, if you don't shut up....I CAN'T BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO YOU!"

NK
Awacar
6:23 am | June 13, 2004
Thank god Hawk7886 is saying those things, I started to wonder if twinkies brain wouldn't explode upon overheating from all the thinking.

Now I don't have to worry, exept maybe for Hawk7886's mental health... and change in persona since I last saw his posts.....

Hope you recover...
The NEW Zak
3:09 am | June 13, 2004
"God! 343 SALTY BEANS! SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP! YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY!"
343 Salty Beans
2:49 am | June 13, 2004
Twinkie, you are soooooo STUPID! To quote Church (from RvB, in case you have no idea who that is)...

"God! ROOKIE! SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP! YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY!"

And to quote Dale (King of the Hill)...

"Shut up, Bill, nobody cares."

343 Salty Beans

PS: Your attempts at street jargon still cause most people to have fits of the chuckles. Shut up, dude.
Hawk7886
9:41 pm | June 12, 2004
Besides! WHEN R U GONNA WRITE A STORY!!??
Hawk7886
9:38 pm | June 12, 2004
MAN!!!!!! Twinkies not impersonating me! Im totally serious about everything i said!!!!!! When twinkies story comes out,you will love it!!! wanna know how i know?! He told it to me on the phone! Dont dis my hommie bitch!
twinkie
9:36 pm | June 12, 2004
At least i can write a story asslips!
Awacar
9:03 pm | June 12, 2004
Wow, twinkie has made progress, he can now even use his mental capacity to the extent as of impersonating Hawk. Still, it's horribly done, but he can at least type "Hawk7886" in the "From" field...
Hawk7886
7:05 pm | June 12, 2004
Yeah twinkie is rite. He told it to me over the phone, and i loved it!!!!!!!!!
twinkie
7:03 pm | June 12, 2004
When my new story,"THE BLUE MONKEY",comes out, YOU "HAVE" TO READ IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OpeningAct
3:52 pm | June 12, 2004
Ok, I'll make sure I include these minor details into the rest of the series and not just keep them in my head.
Nick Kang
12:39 pm | June 12, 2004
First the story has to actually say:
'The Enginees altered the Shaw-Fujikawa Translight Engines to be capable of making jumps inside atmosphere.'

NKb
thesameanonymous
12:18 pm | June 12, 2004
The human cruiser, is it a cruiser? can't remeber is suppose to be really well equiped for this mission judging by the number of mac guns. I buy your story. Cortana could use the engineers to alter the shaw fukijawa engine and the covenant egineers being well familar with the covenant slip space engine wouldn't even have to use Cortana's data. Nice story
Nick Kang
12:12 pm | June 12, 2004
Yeah, I'd italicize it if I could but you can't on the comments section.

NK
OpeningAct
5:42 am | June 12, 2004
The Project is the human cruiser in the story.
Didn't you read it?
Mainevent
2:36 am | June 12, 2004
What project are you talking about?
Nick Kang
9:39 pm | June 11, 2004
Yes, I realize that, but if I remember correctly, it never said that the Project had such technology. Of course I may be wrong.

NK
Mainevent
3:32 pm | June 11, 2004
Covenant slipspace technology is advanced enough to allow such jumps, though the constant manipulation of data requires that an AI of her intelligence and capability be piloting it at almost full-strength.

Humanity, now in possession of the Covenant slipspace technology, can pull off those jumps and tactics if they have the right equipment and onboard AI.
OpeningAct
2:15 pm | June 11, 2004
Um, I don't know if this will sort you out but here goes :
Cortana used her data on the Covenant slipspace technology to alter the Project's slipspace engine-thingy.
Nick Kang
1:46 pm | June 11, 2004
Only Covenant slipspace technology can make a translight jump from atmosphere. Human slipspace technology can only operate in vacuum. Other than that, the story was good.

NK


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