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Halo 2
Posted By: UnskathedBassPlayer<unskathed777@yahoo.com>
Date: 11 December 2004, 6:35 PM


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Verse:
I waited for years,
I shed so many tears.
Just to play Halo 2.
It's such a shame.
I beat the game.
Now I dont know what to do.

Chorus:
My heart is broken.
This time you don't get anything for your tokens.
Halo 2 was awesome yes,
But the campaign mode length wasn't the best.
I'll look to the sky when I start to fight.
I'll say, "MC be with me, let me give it too him right!"
My foes with cower with unmatched pansiness,
Because I beat Halo 2 on Legendary, and they havn't.
They lost their happiness.

Verse 2:
I put them all to shame.
I tell them they ain't got no game.
Then someone shoots me in the head.
I stab 'em in the back.
Shoot 'em up, give 'em a heart attack.
Then some l33t makes sure I'm dead.

Chorus repeat

Bridge:
I'll sing a song for the newbies of Halo 2.
Us vertrens are comin' for you.
You thought gettin' in a fight with Micky Mouse was bad?
We'll chew you up, spit you out, and then do it too your dad.
The best advice I have for you,
Is bet Halo twenty times, it'll only take a day or two.





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