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Project Sidewinder-File Chillout-1
Posted By: shinbone<goodbye_halcyondays@hotmail.com>
Date: 30 August 2008, 11:45 pm


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UNSC secrets revealed...
scientists, soldiers, and contractors at research facility killed by unknown creatures...
reporters killed during an exclusive tour through the facility...
reason why Voi was glassed...
in other news actor James Parker was raped by a obsessive fan...





4 days ago...


MBS headquarters/24th floor


"Jenkins! You're late! Next time I'll fire you but for now come to my office!"

Sandy Jenkins walked into her bosses office with a face that would've made a zombie go back to its grave. She had been through too much the past couple months. Card debts, a bedridden mother, and her husband had divorced her for another male.

Tim Walter had never in his life seen Sandy in such a terrible shape. He had been her senior in college and when she came to work for him ,he gladly took her in. Sandy was the most reliable person he knew. She always gave a 110 percent and never missed a due date. She used to be so energetic but all she was now was dead.

"Sandy sit down. Not on the floor on the chair."

Tim walked over to the window and gazed at the setting sun.

"Sandy, I've known you for a long time so that's why I'm giving this job to you," said Tim as he walked back to his desk, "The UNSC are giving MBS and Channel 5 a chance to see some classified stuff. The civilans have been asking alot of questions about Voi lately and it seens like ONI grew some balls and are going to show us the real deal. I want you to take the job. Interview some important people and make it look nice, I know you won't let me down."

Sandy reached over and grabbed Tim's mug. After emptying the cup, she threw the cup in the trash can and left the office.

"I'm taking that as a yes Sandy!" Tim called out after her.


UNSC Base Avalanche-Cold Storage Facility


"General Perlman, I strongly disagree with the decision of letting reporters into Cold Storage."

Perlman turned to see who was addressing him. It was Doctor Wheeler. Wheeler was the number 2 scientist in the facility. At 6'6 280 pounds he towered over the old general.

"Not my call Doc. Hood and the spooks think that if we don't tell civies the truth, then a major rebellion might occur. And if that happens, we would lose standing with the Elites, which would lead to a gaggle fuck of things. If you'll move aside I have to prep the boys about the next couple days."

Wheeler sighed as he let the general pass.

"The people won't understand," he thought "They'll just rally and get this facility closed down."

Cold Storage was a underground research facility. Created by a facist leader who hid out in Antartica, once he was defeated it was repurposed by the UNSC. Here, aliens were opened up and studied. From Grunts to new specimen, everything was brought here and experimented upon. It was a small facility but the base above was massive. Avalanche was actually made up of two sided, Side-A and Side-B. Army personnel were responsible or the safety of the scientists.

The most recent project was on a flood specimen and two flood spores. Captured by the courtesy of Terry Long, a scavenger who was at Voi after the glassing. He was rewarded by ONI and later died in an unfortunate car accident. In three months, lead scientist Peter Kelly found out two things about "Loki", that it was brain dead and that over time it healed itself. Kelly thought that if the host was in control of the spore, then it would give the host a longer, more beneficial life.

General Perlman walked into the briefing room. All the soldiers were veterans. No one was ranked lower than a sergeant.

"I am too motherfuckin old to be in this cold environment." the general started his briefing with the usual joke,
"As you all know, we got reporters coming in here. Three actually, one from MBS and two from Channel 5. I don't need to tell you to behave but watch out for the contractors that are coming eith them. They're a cocky bunch.Dismissed."


Pelican-456/in the air


"Hey, excuse me, lady... arghh... Auntie she won't wake up."
"Boy when we're on the job call me boss."
"Sorry... hey dude are can I try shooting your gun?"
"Paul, shut up!"
"Okay, calm down it's not like I- hey she woke up!"

Sandy was never asleep. When she first saw the Channel 5 reporter and her crew, she knew it would be a unpleasant ride.

"Channel 5 reporter Kim Forney, nice to meet you."

Sandy looked at the outstretched hand and said nothing. Her cameraman answered for her instead.

"Dave Diaz, she's Sandy Jenkins, nice to meet you." he said as he shook her hand.

"Same here. This is my intern nephew Paul and our camerawoman Jen Love." Kim said as she pointed them out respectively, "I wonder what they're cutting up this time. Last time they were messing with the dino bird found on Mars."

"This is your pilot Syne speaking. Please fasten all seatbelts as we are about to land. Thank you for not shitting on my plane and I hope you have a nice weekend here at Avalanche. Thank you."

Pelican-456 landed in front of Side-A and General Perlman was waiting for them with a squad of soldiers and Peter Kelly.

"Welcome to the bottom of the world."





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