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By My Door (is a grunt, a apple, a Flood, a green man)
Posted By: SeverianofUrth<residentpark@aol.com>
Date: 24 June 2004, 3:38 AM

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There is a apple near my door
sitting there rotting
Reminds me that I am poor
so poor I reach in and take a bite.

There is a grunt by my door
standing there licking his balls
I think he's in his own private moor
before I knock him and he takes a fall.

There is a zombie on my door
playing Jesus up in the air
He is dangling, like some lure
stuck in some fisherman's hair

There is a green man knocking down my door
grabbing my unwashed shoulders
pistol swiveling, violence unpure
knocks me out, like my head got bashed by a boulder.

Now why the hell did he do that?