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A song by a Sergeant
Posted By: Sergeant B
Date: 2 October 2003, 7:39 PM

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We kick Covenant's ass. We are the big brass!
We fight for humanity! When the Covies have to pee!
Our skin is molted with sweat and dirt, and we have dirty shirts!
We never give up till we die, so you don't really need to cry!!
And the Spartans were a little help, but the humans really needed to yelp!
In the wartorn land of earth!!
Us marines think that covies are bastards and us civilians think bitchy bastards!!
So we marines and the strong spartans killed all them damn monsters of hell! And we fought the rebel fuckholes!