Red vs Blue: A new stage
Posted By: Sean<Wegner1025@aol.com>
Date: 26 June 2004, 4:40 AM
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Red Vs. Blue
RED TEAM
Rich: Sarge
Dick: Sniper
Dannock: Rookie
Crazy Kazy: Weapon's Expert
Kenny: Flag Runner
Frank the Tank: Tanker
Red Team will have the Scorpion Tank for their vehicle. Their starting weapons will be the AR and the pistol.
TEAM QUOTE
" When we are bunched in the corner and about to die. We give them hell before we do"
BLUE TEAM
Stan: Captain
Drew: Rookie
Sean: Flag Runner
Mike the Dike: Weapons Expert
Slurpie: Pilot
Yoko: Foreign exchange Sniper
Blue Team will have a Pelican for their vehicle. Their starting weapons will be the Shot Gun and the pistol.
TEAM QUOTE
" Red Team's quote sucks big nuts"
RED VS BLUE
# 1
: Scene starts at blue base:
Yoko: Ok mister um American I got you in my sights.: Yoko is holding the sniper rifle and is aiming at Kenny:
Yoko: Can I fire Captain?: Still aimed on Kenny:
Stan: Yeah go ahead.
:Yoko is about to shoot but he drops the sniper rifle and shoots Drew:
Drew: ahhhh hell I'm hit in the leg.
: Yoko looks around: It was how do you say it um not me.
: He starts to run to the back of the base:
: Scene then goes to Drew who's health is really low and he's near blue base with Sean:
Sean: Holy crap man! How did that happen?
Drew: Oh let me see! Maybe someone pulled the trigger.
Sean: I would pull the trigger on you. If that helps?
Drew: No it doesn't help. I need medical help!
Sean: Hey don't shout or else blue team will find us.
: They are hiding behind a rock in front of red base:
Drew: You could have picked a better spot, dumb ***.
Sean: Well your armor is brown and brown is the color of poop. That makes you a piece of sh*t.
Drew: Um well your face is messed up. Oh yeah score one for Drew.
: Dick and Dannock are watching them fight. Dick is holding the sniper rifle:
Dick: That's all they do is just talk and fight.
Dannock: What are they doing?
Dick: I just told you.
Dannock: Oh so um what are they talking about.
Dick: Just told you. They are fighting.
Dannock: Fighting about what?
Dick: Shut the hell up!
Dannock: No you.
: Dick turns around and knocks out Dannock with his gun:
: Scene switch's to Slurpie & Mike the Dike running down a hill:
Slurpie: Wait Time-out. Why are we running when we could just fly with our Pelican?
Mike: Do I like someone smart to you?
Slurpie: No not really.
Mike: Is that a trick question?
Slurpie: I didn't ask anything.
Mike: What?
Slurpie: You are stupid.
Mike: Stu-pid is a big word.
Slurpie: Lets just start running again.
Mike: I once made love to a blind man!
Slurpie: Ok that's um nice.
Mike: Very.
: Stan is sneaking up on Crazy Kazy who is about to take their flag:
: Stan throws a plasma on Kazy and gets him on the head:
Kazy: Wait I wanted to say something cool before I die.
: The plasma blows up and kills Kazy:
: Then someone yells out " First Kill"
: Stan looks around and wonders who is that:
Stan: God is that you?
God: Yeah.
Stan: How did you end up here with this job?
God: Long story.
RED VS BLUE # 2
: Kenny, Rich, and Frank are standing on their base:
Kenny: Um sir Kazy is dead.
Rich: So?
Kenny: He's not coming back.
Rich: I thought we had re-spawns?
Frank: Nope so Kazy is dead for real. He's not coming back.
Rich: Oh
Kenny: Should I get the flag so we can win?
Frank: I'll go with you. I just got my baby ready for a ride.
Kenny: What's her name?
Frank: See I thought it would be cool for the tank to have a guy name.
Kenny: That means your gay.
Frank: But I'm not.
Kenny: But you named your tank a guy's name. What's his name anyways?
Frank: Ted.
Rich: Change it to Ashley.
Kenny: Yeah.
Frank: Fine ok can we go now?
Rich: Sure you guys go and I'll protect the base.
: Scene goes to Dick & Dannock( Who is still knocked out):
Dick: Man This is boring. : Dick radio's Rich telling him he's going to fire:
Rich: Go ahead never said you couldn't fire.
Dick: But Dannock told me I had to wait for your order.
Rich: Nope Dannock is lying.
: Dick turns around to the still knocked out Dannock and hits him again:
: Dick turns around and fires his gun and kills Drew:
: Scene goes to the dead Drew and Sean:
Sean: Wow I thought he would aim for me. I mean I am wearing maroon.
: Sean runs to another rock:
Dick: Crap he got away.
: Scene Goes to Slurpie who is flying the Pelican and Mike is in the back holding a Rocket Launcher:
: Slurpie sees Rich on the base by him-self:
Slurpie: Hey do you think I should run over him?
Mike: Hey............... yes.
: Slurpie goes low and hits Rich and makes him go flying:
Sean: Thanks Guys I'll Get the flag now.
: Sean grabs the flag and gets on the Pelican:
: Meanwhile Frank and Kenny are about to grab the flag:
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