A Very Bad Story:I was very bored
Posted By: Regrets Assassin<ptownpal09@aol.com>
Date: 30 January 2005, 5:34 PM
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16:00 hours marine military time. Aboard Flag of Truth.
Covenant cruiser number 456-9763. Narrow hallway.
Master Noob ran down the battle ridden hallway towards the main bridge. Covenant blood scattered the walls dripping on MN's scared armor. He turned the corner to the main hall to find he was in a dead end.
"This door showed opened when I scanned the ship." said Noobtona in a confused voice. As MN turned he found himself face to face with 2 Golden Elites.I feel like this happens every time we come on to one of these things. Noob Chief thought to himself. The Chief acted as fast as he could, he pulled out his battle rifle and fired at the closet's Elite to him. When he saw the shields were down he took four more shots and the Elite fell with a great roar. When the second Elite moved closer he took his chance. Noob Chief jumped onto the ground and picked up a plasma grenade that rolled off the dead Elites body.
"No.... he's too close you'll kill us both." Noobtana blurted out as Noob Chief activated the grenade.
"Don't worry I know what I'm doing." He jumped past the Elite and threw the grenade as he past. He rolled onto the ground and quickly jumped into what seemed to be a hole in the wall. As he started to catch his breath he heard a loud explosion and a series of what sounded like an Elites roars.
" Wow nice shot, and hey we are still alive."
"Years of little league helped a bit." Noob Chief said in a chuckle. When he looked up he saw he was in some sort of ammunition room.
"This room looks to have an opening in the south end," said, Cortana. Noob Chief scanned the room for weapons before he left, and set his eyes on a rocket launcher in the right corner of the room. A dead fellow noob's body lay cold on the dark ground. He bent down and picked up the weapon.
"Hmm still loaded he put it on his back and looked around the room one more time before he left.
He walked across the room towards the dimly lit door. Noob Chief turned on his flashlight and activated the door. He scanned the narrow corridor for any covenant enemies.
As the Noob Chief walked down the small corridor towards the main hatch door he noticed something very odd, the marine's transponder signal was depleting in strength.
"Hmmm that is odd the marine signal was the strongest in that ammunition room we just were in. I wonder if that room was directly under the cell lock." Said Noobtana in a confused voice.
"Well why didn't you pick that up before?" Noob Chief said to Noobtana in an angered voice.
"Perhaps the ships metal alloy disturbed the signal in that particular room." Noobtana replied.
Noob Chief walked through the hatch door to find him self in the engine room of the ship.
"Good now we just have to destroy one of the main fuel cells. That will give us enough time to get the marines and leave." said Noobtana.
The Noob Chief pulled the rocket launcher off his back, sighted it and fired two well placed shots at the first fuel cell in view. The Chief dashed towards the door activated it and ran. In a mater of seconds there was a huge explosion knocking the Chief off his feet.
"Are we all okay?" Noob Chief said in a sarcastic voice.
"We're fine. Now let's go." Replied Noobtana
"Alright all we have to do now is find those jailed Noob's in cell lock 227."
Noob Chief ran through the scared hallways with a quick stride. When finally he found himself in front of the main door to the jailed Noob'
"There are numerous elites guarding this room, you might have to get creative." said Noobtana.
"I'll figure something out." Said the Chief
Noob Chief activated the door and awaited a covenant welcome. When the door was all the way open he peeked in and saw Elite bodies scattered across the room and two armored brutes walking around them.
"I always new Brutes and Elites were getting in conflicts, but I never would have guessed that they would have killed each other." Noobtana said in a surprised sort of voice.
"That doesn't matter right now we just need to concentrate on saving those marines and getting the hell out of here." Noob Chief said in a battle ready voice.
The Chief ran into the large room and started to pull out his Rocket launcher when he spotted Sergeant Noob in the corner of the room with a plasma rifle at his shoulder. The Chief put down his weapon to let Sarge deal with the two brutes that were conversing with there backs turned to the Chief.Sarge unloaded the plasma battery to 0 on the closets brute. The second Brute with an awestruck look on his face put down his weapon and charged the Sergeant. That's when the Chief took his chance he pulled out his Rocket launcher, sighted quickly and fired. The Brute fell as the large projectile hit him in the back.
Noob Chief ran towards Sarge and put out his hand to help pick him up.
"Thanks, but I could have gotten him on my own." Johnson said to the Chief.
"Right, now lets get the rest of the Noob's and get the hell out of here before anyone knows were here. If they don't know already." Noobtana Said.
Noob Chief ran over to the holographic control board and unlocked the cell doors.
"Get tactical Noob's we got to help the Chief get out of this Covenant hell hole of a ship. Move, move, move." Said Johnson to the released marines.
As you can probably see this was the same story I wrote before but with some minor tweaks *cough* noob's. Now I rightfully bear the rank of an n00b so this is not to make fun of n00b's but instead make fun of me. Enjoy getting pleasure from my pain.
Sincerely,
Regrets Assassin
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