Attack of the n00bs(comedy)
Posted By: Mr Revenge<j.r.bell@verizon.net>
Date: 22 April 2004, 12:53 AM
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I was sitting at my computer when a message came up from h.b.o. What the heck I said as I opened it.
It said
The n00bs are going to take over the halo world!They are in blood gutch.They want to fight.Ther are millions of them! We need every hboer we can get! You and others have been selected to fight the n00bs.Click at the bottom to begin fighting.
Not your friend personally; Louis Wu
I thought to myself.What the hell is goin on?!?! I did what the letter said and clicked the botto button.Seconds later I was in a room fille with other hboers.How the hell did I geet here?!?! Everyone fell silent as Louis Wu entered on a stage.
We are under attack by n0- he was cut off by someone that said
will we get free food?
No!
Well you moma is- Just then Wu pulled out a rocket launcher and fired it at the guy.
Now anyone else want to make fun of my moma?!?
One guy raised his hand.
Bye-bye you a''hole
The man was imeidiatly vaprized
Now back to work.he said
N00bs have takin over HBO and they captured the modders from halo mods to make them be in halo multiplayer.He said
We have to kill all the n00bs before they take over the world because bungie has to take over the world.You will be givin armor and any weapon of your choice he continued
And you will be sent to blood gultch to eat them! I mean kill them.
Any questions?
I raised my hand
Yes?
How the heck do n00bs take over HBO and make a real blood gultch and capture modders and how the heck did we end up here?!!
Hell if I know. he replied
Now go get your weapons and armor were gone n00b huntin.
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I and other hboers were pickin our weapons and fitting into our armor.I picked a sniper rifle and a shotgun and a few plasmas when I noticed stuntmutt .
Hey I said What are you doing here
Fighting the n00bs.If they take over HBO than they will take over my comic and that comic is my life! I will die for it!!
OOOKKKAAAAYYYY.I said as he walked off.
Then the speaker phone came on.
Once you get your equipment head to the teleporter and report to blood gultch base.
I ran over and jumped in the teleporter.The war was on.
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( in blood gultch at blue base know n00b headquarters)
Okay soldiers! I am n00b commander h477 Ra6or.The hborers are comin to kill us and take back their site and halo!We will kill them with our bad writing,names, and suisides.That should annoy them so much that they will fall over. A wierd looking scientist came in a captured modder.He said I'm tellin ya their is no such thing as a yellow banshee! It is just a myth to confuse n00bs.
LIES!! the commander said
I'm not lyin!
You must be I saw a picture of it.
That was a purple banshee that glowed yellow...idiot.
Than mod a yellow banshe-
Another man came into the room.
Sir we found the yellow banshee.he said
I to11d yu.He said in n00b tougue
But the man said we encountered a new enemy
What are they?He said
They are elves ''sir''.
The provocy is true they do exist! the commander said
We will use the elves to our advandg.
Sergent he barked.Offer the elves slim jims and tell them to help us.If they do help us they will get all the dead bodies and veicles their are to eat.
Yes sir!
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I was at red base with other hboers. I was ontop of red base now HBO hq scouting the field with my sniper rifle whene I saw hundreds of n00bs walking towards us.Their comin a man said as he drove around the base in a ghost almost hitting the tents and people that were by red base.The n00bs are coming the n00bs are coming!
Okay we got you the first time ! Wu said
Everyone get ready the war is on!
I readied my sniper rifle when I noticed somthing...elves and yellow banshees.
Uuummm. Mr.Wu sir I said
What is it Mr revenge?!
Ther are elves and yellow banshees comin this way.
The n00bs weapons of mass desruction.He said
(to be continued this is my first fan fic and the next one will be really funny their will be very special people that come and help us.)
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