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The Twelve Days Of Christmas: A Parody
Posted By: Michael Archer
Date: 27 November 2004, 4:56 PM


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The first day on Halo, Cortana gave to me, a cartridge for a B.B.

The second day on Halo, Cortana love gave to me, 2 murder gloves and a cartridge for a B.B

The third day on Halo, Cortana gave to me, 3 sergeants, 2 murder gloves and a cartridge for a B.B.

The fourth day on Halo, Cortana gave to me, 4 calling COMs, 3 sergeants, 2 murder gloves and a cartridge for a B.B.

The fifth day on Halo, Cortana gave to me, 5 Halo rings. 4 calling COMs 3 sergeants, 2 murder gloves and a cartridge for a B.B.

The sixth day on Halo, Cortana gave to me, 6 beasts from Halo, 5 Halo rings. 4 calling COMs, 3 sergeants, 2 murder gloves and a cartridge for a B.B.

The seventh day on Halo, Cortana gave to me, 7 Flood's a eating, 6 beasts from Halo, 5 Halo rings. 4 calling COMs, 3 sergeants, 2 murder gloves and a cartridge for a B.B.

The eighth day on Halo, Cortana gave to me, 8 Sparks a singing, 7 Flood's a eating, 6 beasts from Halo, 5 Halo rings. 4 calling COMs, 3 sergeants, two murder gloves and a cartridge for a B.B.

The ninth day on Halo, Cortana gave to me, 9 Warthogs driving, 8 Sparks a singing, 7 Flood's a eating, 6 beasts from Halo, 5 Halo rings. 4 calling COMs, 3 sergeants, 2 murder gloves and a cartridge for a B.B.

The tenth day on Halo, Cortana gave to me, 10 Long Longswords, 9 Warthogs driving, 8 Sparks a singing 7 Flood's a eating 6 beasts from Halo, 5 Halo rings. 4 calling COMs, 3 sergeants, 2 murder gloves and a cartridge for a B.B.

The eleventh day on Halo, Cortana gave to me, 11 grunts grunting, 10 Long Longswords, 9 Warthogs driving, 8 Sparks a singing, 7 Flood's a eating, 6 beasts from Halo, 5 Halo rings. 4 calling COMs, 3 sergeants, 2 murder gloves and a cartridge for a B.B.

The twelfth day on Halo, Cortana gave to me, 12 sentinels humming, 11 grunts grunting, 10 Long Longswords, 9 Warthogs Driving, 8 Sparks a singing, 7 Flood's a eating, 6 beasts from Halo, 5 Halo rings. 4 calling COMs, 3 sergeants, 2 murder gloves and a cartridge for a B.B.





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