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X-box from Generation to Generation!
Posted By: MasterCD<carleighcat@hotmail.com>
Date: 19 May 2004, 3:52 AM

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^^It's been too long since I submitted something. Here goes!^^ MasterCD

Hold the controller straight.
Don't walk like a crab.
(You can turn sideways you know!)
And you press X to grab.

Press this little button
To fire upon your foe
And if you press on this one
You can duck down low.

This thing throws grenades.
Oh, good, now it's in the air.
Now, turn tail and run
Far away from there.

Stop looking at the ground!
You'll only shoot your feet.
And remember to slay
Everyone you meet.

See, it's not that hard.
You're like the next Jackie Chan!
You're really quite a natural,
My dear old loving Gran!