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Identfying Covenant (Humorous style)
Posted By: MasterCD<carleighcat@hotmail.com>
Date: 28 March 2004, 8:46 AM

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Grunts are really easy
I mean, they turn and run away!
You just shoot them in the back
And you're done for the day.

Jackals aren't much better
For they are rather weak.
They use fluorescent shields
To save their bird-like beak.

Elites are a nuisance
They just won't stay still!
But with patience and persistence
You will score you're kill.

There is another type.
And they are far more trouble.
Just to make things even worse
They walk around in double.

Yes Hunters make me nervous
They make me want to cry.
(Well, who can honestly say
they didn't pee when one charged by!)

But I am a Marine
And I'll be ready when they come
I'll...wait, what's that over there?