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The Twelve Days of Halo
Posted By: Jason<promodo@tampabay.rr.com>
Date: 3 December 2003, 1:20 AM


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Here's a fun little carol for us all to sing this year as we consider the cheery days of Christmas, and what it must be like for the Master Chief.


And a one, and a two, and a...

On the first day of Halo, the Spartans gave to me:
A Warthog M12 LRV

On the second day of Halo, the Spartans gave to me:
Two screaming grunts
And a Warthog M12 LRV

On the third day of Halo, the Spartans gave to me:
Three flying Banshees
Two screaming grunts
And a Warthog M12 LRV

On the fourth day of Halo, the Spartans gave to me:
Four plasma grenades
Three flying Banshees
Two screaming grunts
And a Warthog M12 LRV

On the fifth day of Halo, the Spartans gave to me:
The Giant Halo Ring!
Four plasma grenades
Three flying Banshees
Two screaming grunts
And a Warthog M12 LRV

On the sixth day of Halo, the Spartans gave to me:
Six clips of Ammo
The Giant Halo Ring!
Four plasma grenades
Three flying Banshees
Two screaming grunts
And a Warthog M12 LRV

On the seventh day of Halo, the Spartans gave to me:
Seven Shades a-blasting
Six clips of Ammo
The Giant Halo Ring!
Four plasma grenades
Three flying Banshees
Two screaming grunts
And a Warthog M12 LRV

On the eigth day of Halo, the Spartans gave to me:
Eight Wraiths a-bombing
Seven Shades a-blasting
Six clips of Ammo
The Giant Halo Ring!
Four plasma grenades
Three flying Banshees
Two screaming grunts
And a Warthog M12 LRV

On the ninth day of Halo, the Spartans gave to me:
Nine Scorpions a-rolling
Eight Wraiths a-bombing
Seven Shades a-blasting
Six clips of Ammo
The Giant Halo Ring!
Four plasma grenades
Three flying Banshees
Two screaming grunts
And a Warthog M12 LRV

On the tenth day of Halo, the Spartans gave to me:
Ten Elites a-Worting
Nine Scorpions a-rolling
Eight Wraiths a-bombing
Seven Shades a-blasting
Six clips of Ammo
The Giant Halo Ring!
Four plasma grenades
Three flying Banshees
Two screaming grunts
And a Warthog M12 LRV

On the eleventh day of Halo, the Spartans gave to me:
Eleven SPNKRs Rocketing
Ten Elites a-Worting
Nine Scorpions a-rolling
Eight Wraiths a-bombing
Seven Shades a-blasting
Six clips of Ammo
The Giant Halo Ring!
Four plasma grenades
Three flying Banshees
Two screaming grunts
And a Warthog M12 LRV

On the twelvth day of Halo, the Spartans gave to me:
Twelve Flood Infecting
Eleven SPNKRs Rocketing
Ten Elites a-Worting
Nine Scorpions a-rolling
Eight Wraiths a-bombing
Seven Shades a-blasting
Six clips of Ammo
The Giant Halo Ring!
Four plasma grenades
Three flying Banshees
Two screaming grunts
And a Warthog M12 LRV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope this put you in the Christmas spirit like it did me ;).





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