A Whacky Spartan (Part 4)
Posted By: Daniel Jackson<danjack13@hotmail.com>
Date: 16 July 2002, 10:06 pm
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Part 4 - Who's that hitting on Jake?
January 24, 3002 Military Calendar Epsilon Eridani System
*** Will: Why me?
"Shay": You want Brittany, don't you, Will?
Will: *eyes start to turn a darker shade of blue* Yes, must kill other SPARTAN III's...
"Shay": Well, get going, Will...
Will: Heh, ok...
Will heads towards the cafeteria to get our two injured S3's some REAL food. Meanwhile, in Jake and Daniel's room...
Daniel: Damn, this sucks!
Jake: Yeah, it does. Here we are stuck in bed, while a crazy-47-system-influenced Will is after Steven and James...
Daniel: I'm not talking about that! I was talking about the Holovid.! They don't even get HBO in this crappy hospital! As Steven would say by now... "HELL NAH!"
Jake: Heh, good quoting, but what movie are you missing?
Daniel: Ummm, nothing of your concern...
Jake: Uh huh...yeah whatever...and I kissed Brittany...
Daniel: WHAT!!!!!!!
Right at that moment a "nurse" came into the room with some food while Daniel is trying to kill Jake. Daniel looks behind him...
Daniel: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!
Will: Ummm...me? Uhhhh... *starts thinking* Ummm... Willa Beltran! Yeah! Willa Beltran!
Jake: Umm...why haven't we seen you around before?
Will/Duet: Aww, aren't you soo cute! Next thing you know, you'll be asking for my channel! 'Ughhh! I hate this...'
Jake: *blushing* Well, actually...
Will/Duet: Oh, so you want to go out with me instead? 'YUCK!!!'
Jake: *blushing even more* Well...you are cute and all...but--
Will/Duet: REALLY! Am I that cute? 'I feel oh-so-very sick...'
Jake just faints...from the excitement and the sight of "Duet Well..."
Will/Duet: Hmm...oh well...What about you, cutie pie? How are you? You need more BioFoam?
"Shay": Will, that's going a little too far...
Daniel: No, actually, I'm fine...
Will/Duet: *pinches Daniel's cheek* Aww! You're soooooooo cute, you know that? OH! Look at the time...I got to go, cutie! Cya Daniel-047!
Will leaves the room in a hurry and runs right into James and Brittany...
Will/Willa: Oh crap! I mean sorry!
James: Uhh...don't worry about it...
Will/Willa: Awww! You're almost as cute as those two inside the room!
James: *blushing* Uhh, well thanks...you're very cute yourself.... *drool*
Brittany: *closes James's mouth* Excuse my friend...where can I find Daniel Jackson?
Will/Willa: Oh...umm...in this room...
Brittany: Thank you...come on James!
James: *more drool* Ok.......
Will/Willa: Cya cutie!
Brittany and James enter the room just as Daniel throws the food he just received from "Nurse Willa" in the trash can.
James: Why did you throw the food away?
Daniel: There was poison in the food...
Brittany: How?
Daniel: Will...Will came in here, disguised as a nurse...
James: Excuse me...!? *runs out the door*
Daniel: What's with him?
Brittany: I think we ran into Will into the hallway...
Jake: * wakes up* Hey, where's that cute girl?
Daniel: That "cute girl" was Will...in...drag...Will in drag....AHHhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Jake: Good god! I'm going to be sick!!! *starts puking into his bedpan*
In the room next to them, Ryan, their instructor, is in bed, pounding the wall...
Ryan: SHUT THE HELL UP IN THERE!!!!!!!!!
Laila: RYAN! You need your sleep!
Ryan: But-
Laila: Don't you dare "But!" me! Get back to sleep!
Ryan: Sometimes I wonder why I even like you...
Laila: WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?!
Ryan:...Nothing Honey...
Meanwhile in a dark room...
Will: Damn! It didn't work! DAMN DAMN DAMN!
"Shay": Don't worry about it, Will...I have another plan to kill them...
Will: Awesome
"Shay": OH SHUT UP!
Will: Sorry...
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