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Elite pledge to kill all grunts!
Posted By: Gruntsneedpity
Date: 24 August 2004, 10:28 PM


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I pledge alligience to me, because I am so cool.

All the other species (except the Prophets) are all under me.

We made the Covenant, and we shall keep it, unless we kill all grunts.

Cause as you know, they SUCK compared to us.

Killing grunts is like a sport, because they can hardly fight back.

I will kill them first, with no doubt, because all the other critters will laugh.

But they do not know what is in store for them.

They are going to die soon, too, cause they suck, but not as bad as the grunts.

May I be bestowed with honor whilst I kill my "allies" and make a mean chuckle before they die! HAHAHA!





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