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Halo Christmas Carols
Posted By: Gasmask
Date: 7 December 2002, 2:27 am


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Master Claus is Coming to Town

Oh! You better not pout, better not cry!
Better not shout, I'm telling you why!
Master Claus is coming to town!
He's got a kill list, checking it twice!
Gonna knock off who's naughty, not nice!
Master Claus is coming to Town!
He sees you when you're sleeping,
He knows when you're awake,
He must be with the CIA
So be good, for goodness' sake!
Oh! You better watch out, better not cry!
Better not shout, I'm telling you why!
Master Claus is coming to town.

The Twelve Days of Gaming

On the first day of Gaming, Halo gave to me:
A cartridge in a bare tree!
On the second day of Gaming, Halo gave to me:
Two humming ghosts, and a cartridge in a bare tree!
On the third day of Gaming, Halo gave to me:
Three screeching banshees, two humming ghosts, and a cartridge In a bare tree!
On the fourth day of gaming, Halo gave to me:
Four rumbling warthogs, three screeching banshees, two humming Ghosts, and a cartridge in a bare tree!
On the fifth day of gaming, Halo gave to me:
Five Pelicans! Four warthogs, three banshees, two humming Ghosts, and a cartridge in a bare tree.
On the sixth day of gaming, Halo gave to me:
Six moaning hunters, FIVE PELICANS! Four warthogs, three Banshees, two humming ghosts, and a cartridge in a bare tree!
On the seventh day of gaming, Halo gave to me:
Seven screaming grunts, six moaning hunters, FIVE PELICANS! Four warthogs, three banshees, two humming ghosts, and a Cartridge in a bare tree!
On the eight day of gaming, Halo gave to me:
Eight marines, seven screaming grunts, six moaning hunters, FIVE PELICANS! Four warthogs, three banshees, two humming ghosts, And a cartridge in a bare tree!
On the ninth day of gaming, Halo gave to me,
Nine "worting" elites, eight marines, seven screaming grunts, six Moaning hunters, FIVE PELICANS! Four warthogs, three Banshees, two humming ghosts, and a cartridge in a bare tree.
On the tenth day of gaming, Halo gave to me,
Ten growling jackals, nine elites, eight marines, seven screaming Grunts, six moaning hunters, FIVE PELICANS! Four warthogs, Three banshees, two humming ghosts, and a cartridge in a bare Tree!
On the eleventh day of gaming, Halo gave to me, Eleven sniper rifles, ten growling jackals, nine elites, eight Marines, seven screaming grunts, six moaning hunters, FIVE PELICANS! Four warthogs, three banshees, two humming Ghosts, and a cartridge in a bare tree!
On the twelfth day of gaming, Halo gave to me, Twelve Scorpion Tanks, eleven sniper rifles, ten growling jackals, Nine elites, eight marines, seven screaming grunts, six moaning Hunters, FIVE PELICANS! Four warthogs, three banshees, two Humming ghosts, and a cartridge in a bare TREE!





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