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A Series of Poems: The Great MC's Cousin
Posted By: (ENS) Rabid_Gallagher<rabid_masterchief@hotmail.com>
Date: 10 December 2004, 5:18 AM

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MCC, the great
He is the almighty one
He vanquishes the n00bs
And saves us all!

He saves us from a terrible fate
He always gets what he wants to take
He will always be the smartest
But he will always be the strongest

W00t w00t!
MCC is the man!
W00t w00t!
Where's the towel?
W00t woot!

The n00bs come and go
Then a army of them appears!
MCC, the almighty, comes, regulars in tow
Then the n00bs magically disappears!

W00t w00t!
MCC is the man!
W00t w00t!
Where's the damn cat!?
W00t w00t!

BlasTech, Nick Kang, they have nothing on him
Not even MCC's best friend, Tim!
Only he does the best of the group

Not even Furturama's "Doop"!

W00t w00t!
MCC is the man!
W00t w00t!
Seriously, where's the damn cat?!
W00t w00t!

MCC, the great, we will always honor you
Not even a damn regular coup!
Nothing will ever changed our feelings for you
If you were a woman, I'd marry you!

W00t w00t!
I was kidding!
W00t w00t!
Dammit, where the fuck is that cat?!
W00t w00t!