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Enter Spartan (a parody)
Posted By: Chuckles
Date: 1 October 2004, 8:26 AM


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Enter Spartan (A parody of Enter Sandman by Metallica)

Say your prayers everyone
Lock and load your gun
Empty clips are no fun

Now suck it in, we can win
Keep from wearing thin
'Til the Spartan he comes

Shoot with one eye open
Gripping your pistol tight

Exit fright
Enter might
Take his hand
He'll lead you to the Pelican

MC's strong, watch him fight
Hammerin' grunts tonight
Methane suckers on ice

Elite roars, then he fires
Streams of plasma fire
And we squint it's so bright

Shoot with one eye open
Gripping your pistol tight

Exit fright
Enter might
Take his hand
He'll lead you to the Pelican

Now I see the Masterchief
(repeat)
Through grunt hordes and tall elites
(repeat)
If I'm to die for a game's sake
(repeat)
I'll thank the Lord it wasn't Quake
(repeat)

Rush for it MC, don't say a word
And never mind that voice you heard
It's no elite 'cause they're all dead
It's just Cortana, she's in your head

Exit fright
Enter might
Plasma tan

Exit fright
Enter might
Take his hand
He'll lead you to the Pelican

C.T. Clown





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