Halo Christmas Carols
Posted By: A Halo Fan...natic
Date: 23 December 2004, 9:00 PM
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Here are some Christmas carols that I decided to give a humorous Halo twist. Enjoy!
God Rest ye Merry Regulars
Set to the tune of "God Rest ye Merry Gentlemen".
God rest ye merry regulars let nothing you dismay!
Remember plans to kill the N00bs one day!
To save us all from N00bdoms pow'r when we were gone astray!
Ohh - tidings of war against the N00bs - 'gainst the N00bs!
Ohh - tidings of war against the N00bs!
Hunting, Hunting
Set to the tune of "Caroling, Caroling".
Hunting, hunting now we go.
Grunty screams are ringing!
Hunting, hunting through the snow.
Grunty screams are ringing!
Screams of terror rise on high!
As we watch the Grunties die!
Ahhh!
Eeeek!
Aaagh!
Ohhh!
Grunty screams are ringing!
Halo Jingle Bells
Set to the tune of "Jingle Bells".
Jingle bells, MC smells!
Cortana laid an egg!
The Warthog's tire!
Caught on fire!
And that Elite owes me a keg!
Hey!
No seriously, he does.
Dashing through the snow!
On an open cockpit ghost!
O'er the hills we go!
Laughing as we boast! (ha, ha, ha!)
That grunt just threw a 'nade!
Things are startin' to fade!
The 'nade goes BOOM! And now we are-
Flying really far!
:Crash!:
He still owes me that keg, man.
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