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RvB the movie pt. 1
Posted By: Wolfe SP 235<db458unit@Yahoo.com>
Date: 5 December 2006, 10:59 am


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RvB: The Movie plot, pt. 1



It was a sunny day in the Blood Gulch, the sound of an engine could be heard roaming over the hills, a cobalt spartan was driving the Warthog, and a Cyan spartan in the gunner seat, and a Sage spartan was in the passenger seat. They were driving to the blue base to investigate what had happened to the blue team here, the red team has disappeared also. The warthog stops in front of the blue base, and everyone gets out.

Boomer
Alright team, spread out and find church or Tucker, they might be able to tell us what happened...

Packard and Jynxx
"Yes sir "

The two soldiers ran through the blue base and found nothing, Jynxx and Packard come back out and lined up before Boomer.

Jynxx
Its empty, they're all gone

Packard
As if they disappeared without a trace

Boomer
*sigh* Well, we may need to report to command that they aren't here, We just have to pray the red army hasn't re occupied the base to the North

[The red base sat there, wind blowing, and dust flying off the ground, a pelican was lowering itself out side the red base. ]

Apo
Alright men, command wants us to report Sarge's status.... Spread out when we touch down....

Tank, Sparks, Wrench, and Brass
"Sir yes sir "

The red soldiers jump out and spread out, they were covering base's grounds

Apo
Brass, follow me to that cliff, and have your sniper rifle, we can get a good view from up there...

Brass
yes sir, but I think I saw a warthog over at the blue base...

Wrench
And there were blues there too...

Tank
Eh, this place is like a ghost town, noone's home

Sparks
*groans* Brass, he is the one getting the, "special orders" lately... Jackass....

Tank
What's wrong Sparks? Is that a spark of, Jealously in your tone?

Sparks
No Tank, I'm fine.... Its just that, Brass has been getting more attention than me, I am Apoc's second in command

Tank
All because of attention?

Sparks
You can say that in a way...

Wrench
Attention whore, hah....

[Back at Blue base....]

Boomer
Yes, yes will do sir, alright team listen up, We just got appointed to this outpost and are assigned as the new blood gulch blue team here until further notice...

Packard
Well, you need a second lead you know.... *smirk*

Boomer
Your right! Jynxx, I'm appointing you to be my second in command....

Packard
Crap...

Jynxx
Um.... Why me sir?

Boomer
Why stay in the lower ranks? You need my rank, beside me

Jynxx
*nearly pukes in helmet* Um... can't you give Packard that task?

Packard(Thought)
Aw hell yeah! Hello big promotion!

Boomer
Sorry, but I want you to have this new rank Jynxx, it is meant for you

Packard(Thought)
You Schmuck!

Jynxx
Great... Now Does this mean you'll stop sweet talking?

Packard[thought]
Fucking great! another ass to kiss! How can it get worse!?

Boomer
Hell no

Jynxx
great...

Boomer
Okay Jynxx, as your first day as second in command, what is your first commad?

Jynxx
Have Packard here clean the litrenes?

Packard
hell no! My hands are still pruny from the little stunt one of the dumb clones pulled back at command!

Boomer
Well, okay we can talk about this later... Now we need to scout the canyon and report back to blue command...

[Meanwhile with Apo and Brass...]

Apo
do you see anything?

Brass
Sir... I always try to say yes or no, but you keep interrupting me, I'm going to tell you, ITS MY FREAKING JOB!!!

Apo
Okay, just making sure................ Do you see anything?

Brass
*sighs* No sir, I... wait, what's that?

[Brass zeros in on a warthog driving over the hills]

Brass
Sir? There is a hog, coming this way.... and its filled with blues....
Apo
Oh god, get a, get a rocket launcher!

Brass
Sir, shouldn't we capture them, and interrogate them? They may know the whereabout of Sarge and the others, plus they...

Apo
I said get a damn rocket soldier!!!..... I said... Wait.. is that Jynxx?

Brass
Yes sir, that is Jynxx.... And you wanted me to blast the hog...

Apo
Hold fire Brass....

Brass
Too late sir... I just fired the rocket a few seconds ago....

Apo
When the hell did I tell you to fire?

Brass
Oh I don't know, you kept screaming, "Shoot! get a fucking rocket soldier!" and i followed the order!

Apo
I'm putting you on report!

brass
For What!? Doing my job and listening to my CO?

[The three blue soldiers were riding in the hog and jynxx looks up a little]

Jynxx
Do you hear something?

Boomer
Holly hell...

Packard
What did I do to deserve this?

[Packard begins driving the hog out of control, and the rocket hit the ground and blew the hog into the air, the three soldiers screaming, the hog lands, scattering the soldiers across the field unconscious, Boomer lands on the edge of the field and saw his team mates get captured]

Boomer
Oh fuck.....

[he hides behind a bush and watches them carry them back to their base]

Sparks
Damn, this guy is heavy....

Tank
Yo, we got a girl here

Sparks
We'll strip search her later, now Apo wants us back for briefing, lets chuck these two into the hold....

Boomer
Aw crap, I can't take these guys by myself.... Aw damn it.... Looks like I'm gonna need help here...

Wrench
I'm going for a walk.. erm... recon sir

Apo
granted, see you later.

[Boomer runs drastically back to Blue base]





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