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Wanna Be a Spartan (A parody)
Posted By: A Halo Fan...natic<mikeandrewp@gmail.com>
Date: 5 December 2005, 2:02 am


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AN:
This is a Halo parody of the song "Wanna Be a Rock'n'Roll Star", by Eddie Money. Just for the record, a number of the lines in this parody have been left the same as in the original, simply because they fit and they sound really cool.

-AHFN





Well, ever since I was young, I'd play and fight
Like those Marines I saw on the television

Spartan fighting drove me finely
Soon I would be shootin' at the monsters!

My mother would jump and shout and say "What's that noise about?
Why don't you keep it down like everyone else?"

Well, I knew right then as I quieted down once again...
The old gal wouldn't make it!


Cause I wanna be a Spartan!
Wanna be a Spartan!
Wanna be a Spartan, I know!

Yes, I wanna be a Spartan!
Wanna be a Spartan!
Wanna be a Spartan, I know!


Well, the UN saved me from comin' your way
But I was waitin'

Soon I was shootin' a gun and havin' a whole lotta fun
And dreamin' 'bout the day I would make it!


Cause I wanna be a Spartan!
Wanna be a Spartan!
Wanna be a Spartan, I know!

Yeah, I wanna be a Spartan!
Wanna be a Spartan!
Wanna be a Spartan, I know!


I wanna be a Spartan, I know!
I wanna drive a big warthog...
I wanna be a Spartan, I knooooow!





Well, my mother says I'm lazy, and my girlfriend thinks I'm crazy...
But I want to be a Spartan, I know!

I want an SR19 and I want to be fighting...
I wanna be a Spartan, I know!


Every night before I go to sleep...
I'm gonna pray to God.

I'd say: Oh God...
Dear God...
Me and the boys have been working so very hard...

Oh God!!
Dear God up in Heaven, I'm a...
Workin' so very ha-a-ar-rd! No no no!

If I worked in the Hospital...
I woulda' been a doctor!

If I was a musician... Whooo!
I woulda' been a rock star!

If I was a Navy guy, heh...
I woulda' been the captain, yeah...


Well, let me tell you right now,
I don't care what you gotta say...
I wanna be a Spartan!


Alright! Let's give it to 'em! Right now!!


Wanna be a Spartan!
Wanna be a Spartan!
Wanna be a Spartan, I know!

Well, I wanna be a Spartan!
Wanna be a Spartan!
Wanna be a Spartan, I know!

I wanna be a Spartan!
Wanna be a Spartan!
Wanna be a Spartan, I know!

Yeah, I wanna be a Spartan!
Wanna be a Spartan!
Wanna be a Spartan, I know!





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