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legend of the golden sparten the trilogy by Jmotoblaze



The legend of the gold master chief
Date: 10 October 2003, 9:24 PM

Legend of the Gold Sparten
Copyright jeffrey studio 2003-eternaty
Rating T for tonto -silly and dumb


GMCJ(gold master chief Jeff)- i have golden armor!?
GM(gregory marine)- i just have this green plates covering me?
AM(ashley marine)- me too
GMCJ-at least we been drafted to the army.
Cortana 2.0-lets get going our departure for halo has arrived
GMCJ-not so loud C 2.0
GM- who is C 2.0
AM- cortana
Cortana - lets go already
GMCJ-ok.

GMCJ, GM, and AM head to halo in a pelican called echo 9 with a warthog.

GMCJ- i will drive
GM - use the gunner
AM- i will use the gunner
GM- i will ride in the side then

GMCJ, GM, AM ride till they find a covenent base camp

GMCJ-lets go team
GM- ok i will throw grenades
AM- I will use my sniper
GMCJ- and i will go in with smoke in the background making me look really cool.
GM- ok

as everyone does thier part 1 grunt remains and shoots GMCJ when his shield is down and damages his armor.

GMCJ- Nooooooooooooo! my gold armor. you will die 1,000 times before you can say "he got elite run!"
GM- Oh boy
AM- i hope that this doesent happen every time he gets hit
GMCJ- it will ( melee attacks grunt continusly)
C 2.0 - i have hacked into the covenet battle net.
AM- how?
C 2.0- i went to the site covenetonhalo.net
GM- what is the next mission?
C 2.0- board a covenet crouser and save captin doors from the ship The pillar of spring.
GMCJ- lets go then
GM- i have an idea
Am-lets forget it and go on
GM- no listen put cortana in the warthog so she can drive and all of us can shoot.
C 2.0 -no will do things the proper way
GM- aw day
GMCJ- lets use the waterhog!
GM- the what?!
GMCJ- i just found it and it cant blow up so it must be a human vehicle.

GMCJ, am, gm take the water hog till they get to the covenet crueser

GM-lets take the gravity lift
AM- thiers to many troops
GMCJ- c 2.0 get some marines here asap

1hr 30min later
Pelican1- covenet cruser you surrounded give up!
elite- og og
massive covent waves come as marines fly away cowardly
Gm-wussy's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AM- hey look a scorpien
GMCJ- a warthog
Gm- and a ghost
GMCJ- each of us get in a vehicle and run them over
Gm- yeah road kill
elite-nur yawa !

as gm am and gmcj run over many aliens but ran out of gas in the middle of hunters base.

AM-oooooooooooo nnnnooooooooooooooooooooooo
Gm-were all going to die
GMCJ-no were not( gmcj melees AM and GM to get granades the thow granade in front of the hunters chain reaction kills hunters)

Gm and am respawn

Gm- what is your problem?
Am- what do you think you go ing to get out of that?
gmcj-look around
am- so you kill us to kill hunters
gmcj- um yes
am- why you little
gm- look the dropship
gmcj- we did it lets celebrate

(after an hour of celebrateing they bored the covenet drobship)

am-wher do we go from here
gm-through the door
gmcj- the captin is 1 meter away past that door
gm- it must be surrouned by tons of covenet
gmcj- not really only one elite

the trio walked in the smoke infested room

am- what happend
gm-heat vision!

the body signals lead them to the elite and captin door sing "because i got high"

gmcj- get the captin i got the elite (as he melees the elite)

am- lets go
cd(captin doors)- where mommy
gm-he's swecdsaghwe
am- whats "swecdsaghwe"?
gmcj- singing while ecaping covenet dropship after getting high with elite.

the covenet drop ship blows up in a climactic explosion after the captin and the trio flee in a pelican that came out of no where in the nick of time.

am-wow we made it
gm- i dont belive it it was so easy
gmcj- yeah and that elite was the only covenet i detected in the entire 20 ft long space ship.

our heros arrive at the militay base alpha, delta, pi, prime, beta, and omega

cd- aw man this aint taco bell
am- get him to the haspital wing asap
gm- yes sir
am- hey
Gmcj the base is under attack by elites... alone

elites all togather- evig kcab ruo dneirf ew deen a rekop yddud.

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