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Halo Vs Metroid pt. 1:secrets of Zebes
Date: 7 November 2004, 7:32 AM

The vessel drifted through space,barley able to enter slipspace."Whats our status Lietenant?"Admiral Schenson asked."Well life support is down to twenty nine percent,and our starboared is heavily damaged we're lucky to be alive"Jaggers replied."You know the Covenant and theyre hatred towards us our lives cost thousands of good men.You better thank your stars-""Sir sorry to interrupt but Ive found a habitable planet-""Sorry to interrupt you Jaggers but you bloody hell land on it."The admiral ordered."But sir we dont know if there's covies down there,or any technology."Jaggers said."Just land it son.""Yessir." The ship launched its crew to the surface of the planet

Covenant Battle ship near Zebes

'Zinka 'Kunamee was a Field Master and with their Prophet dead ,landings were much more flexible.Without it to worry about every single solitary landable area being a'blessed artifact'then he wouldnt care.No.He wasnt overly religous, just alive.He cared for the gods,but not so that that he let them lead his life.The planet he saw was habitable in fact.He was going send his hunter killer squadlead surprisingly by a Grunt.'Kunamee was tired and,he headed to his bunk for several units.

Aboard the bounty hunter's ship

She checked her gear and made sure her suit was working .The flier touched with the surface and her mission began .She jumped into a hole and taken care of what little oppisition there was, stumbled upon a morph ball upgrade and broke a hatch.Her mission continued.

Life Pod firing into the ground.

Admiral Shcenson stared from what little view they had the rocky plains and mountains helped highlight the beautiful aura pink sky looming overhead."Landing in thirty minutes."Ensign Chun said as his eyes fixated on the screen.Chun watched as at least ninety other pods launched from the homeship...

On the surface

Several pods had reached the ground in a klick radius so they made tha 'Alpha base' in a large camp together gathering weapons and the such.Soon the Admiral was just outside the radius and a pickup squad came."Hotdogs and beer for everyone just like scouts summer camp!" Cheered Schenson,happy no casualties occured,yet.Two marines lifted up heavy crates in the distance.Today was a day for work and rest.


Deep Under ground

They clanged at the grating that kept them locked up.Food was finally here. They wanted out to feed once again.To live, to hunt.They remained hungry ,not tired.

Unknown

The Mother Brain pulsed.She knew they wanted out.Hungry .She couldnt feed them yet .No. that would brake the deal she had years ago with them.For now she had the metroids-great parasites too.She pusled.

ZapZap ambushed those filthy humans with his large Spec-Ops unit while they searched for water.An amusing victory for sure,and not one survivor.ZapZap had more power than a standard Elite or two.His strong backrounds and great military tactics put him here ,but being a Grunt kept him here."Leader,the water has been collected .""Good work gather the sqauds ,understood?""Yes."



Covenant camp

'Kunamee dreamt of his true calling space travel.This war prevented him from that.He despised both his own kin and those monkies.The stars called him but then again so did gravity.

'Alpha base'

Marines were setting up defense perimeters while others got drunk,but all of them were working.Which was very very good."Admiral turrets 1-20 have been set any other orders?""No go enjoy your self ,thats an order. " "Yessir!" Seven hundred eighty two soldiers .All in fighting shape,not bad.

Schenson awoke,early alarm."Yes?""Sir we 've found something."He ran over towards the other camp side.They did find something!The cryotube looked ancient,and whatever was inside looked alien.Very very alien.Very alien indeed.

Under ground

They searched for any way out.Their minds slipped into one looming,agressive thougt,get food.They would would find out one way or another.

Kraids lair

She fired two final rockets into the eye and the creature exploded.She rested for a moment healing herself and upgrading.

'Alpha base'

"What is it Jaggers?" "A soldier of some kind perhaps or perhaps not.Then again,sir it could be something terribly different or worse.""Worse,I hope not try and open her up,Jaggers ""Yessir."

Warthogs patrolled the entire zone,every sector to the inch for saftey.Rumor was the Covenant were on this world.Not good for morale.Not at all.

Under ground

They were closer to the key ,but not close enough .stirred about for some food they tried to gnaw at the grating.Food was here close enough to smell ,and hear ,and very very soon to taste.

Unknown

She twitched with fury.Her servant was dead and the 'servants' were rebelling to eat. It would not be too very long beore others figured out.She prepared for her own self defense.



Halo vs. Metroid: Remade: Secrets of Zebes
Date: 1 March 2005, 6:38 PM

I decided to remaster my series Halo vs. Metroid now with knowledge of the Code. Please tell me why every time I enter in my code for accesing my account in dosen't work. Enjoy.

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Aboard Tenfold Luck, September, 2052, Orbiting Zebes.

'What the Hell was that?' Thought Admiral Coal who just pulled himself up from a shot from an enemy ship.
"Liuetenant, please tell me what's going on! Are the Covenant here?!"
" No, sir they aren't Covenant, thery're different. Different architechure and weapons, also these ships are smaller and faster than anything I've seen in our military data banks." Said liuetenant Harvard who sat at navigation command. Another beam hit against the hull.
" Damn that hit deck thirteen through twenty- all military bunkers." His british accent became slightly more vulnerable.
" Return fire with another Mac round. That'll slow them down, I think. They are in a cluster formation correct, Harvard?" Asked Coal.
" Yes, but the Mac round will drain our life support to thirty-five percent, and the chances of hitting our target is under twenty percent." Replied Harvard whom was regaining his cool.
" Then, move me right in front of them-" Ensign Raker cut him off.
" What?! Your gonna move us right in front of th-those things?! You saw what they did to the Reclaimer's Hope! Please sir, rethink your order!" The Ensign pleaded, but to no avail. The Admiral's eyes tightened toward him, the gaze was known to shut-up any whining greenhorn.
" You wanna be ejected towards that sun? No? Then watch who you give your attitude to, cause you could get a pretty view of that star from the inside of it!" Coal threatened. Raker gulped.
" Sorry sir, it'll never happen again. Navigating hull forty-degrees." Raker apologized, but he knew that the Admiral wasn't allowed to hurt his crew, especially at these times of war.
" Sir, I see a planet right beyond that star, 30,000 miles from our currernt position, a data straem calls it SR388 or 'Zebes'. It would be a small hop through space, reccomend landing after battle, or perhaps sooner." Harvard stated. The Admiral pondered for a second. 'Hmm, would it work? A hop through slipspace? Would these 'new' enemies follow us there? Hopefully we won't leave survivors. Yes, I'm making that jump and no enemy, Covenant or these new things will stop us!

Reclamation Artifact, following Human vessel Reclameerz' Hope.

Meymaw walked near a door it slid open. He gulped, it was bad news, and he heard the last Unggoy who brought him bad news, well that's why he was here. He thought for a moment. 'What if I simply burn this report? It would be over so easliy. No. He would be hung for such asts.He walked past another door, he was at the bridge. Where Field Master Jul'illee' was.
" Master? May I have a word with you?" Meymaw asked, with a clear tone, which was rare for Unggoy to Sangheili interactions.
" Yes, Meymaw? Another report I see, correct?" The Elite's words cut through him like Jurgee butter but he refused to lose his calm. The Field Master's eyes tightened their gaze toward Meymaw. The Grunt waddled forward to him and handed him the chp-infused papers. It hummed as the Elite grabbed it. Sometimes papers could be sent by tube but this was a special report, it required a being to being transaction, and if placed in the wrong hands it would self-destruct.
" So," He adjusted built in helmet glasses, age was catching up to him so mild supporters were required. " Ahh ha. Let's see, Reclameerz Hope was destroyed, by someone outside of my fleet?! How did this happen?" He continued to read the report.
" It made a Slispace jump-which we followed, and was immeidately destroyed some other presence? By the Rings where are these new enemies-I would like to conquer them!"
The door slid open again-this time revealing minor Prophet Kisefell'.
" Or, we could try to make contact with these species, instead of bludgeoning them. What do you think Field Master Jul'illee'? Perhaps this is their Great Destiny, to join our blessed ranks and further bolster our iron clad path to salvation. Yes?" The Elite thought now what Kisefell' thought, a treaty for a new member of the great Covenant, a new ally and most imortantly, a new slave . The Sangheili spread his bottom mandibles apart an inch-that was an Elite's equal to the Human smirk.
" Yes Master Kisefell' I shall set a communications array for our ally. Meymaw, please assist those Kig-yar, they need assistance with setting the comm. I hate that old thing, but we're a small fleet. The Hiararchs need it more than we do." A Jakal sqauked across the room to the Field Master.
" Ahhh, they found us, and their in the mood to talk how grand! Kisefell' right this way." The Elite led him to a holo gram of an odd creature, but similarly their armor was violet.
" I am Cro-sassha of the Space pirates, and we have already boarded your ships, fools." The Space Pirate laughed in the Prophet's face which grew slighty lighter out of embarassment.
" Field Master, please show them the mighty power of our Covenant!" The Elite spread his mandibles again, the purple hugh of the light making him even more frighting.
" Right away Master." Glee filled his heart battle was about to commence!



Halo vs. Metroid pt. 2: Unlikely Chances
Date: 4 April 2005, 6:04 PM

Hi, everyone, umm, on my last submission I told you the year was 2052, actually it was meant to be 2549, three or so years before Halo 1. Sorry. I'm a liar. :(. Also the reason I'm even flying this doomed ship is because I am of a rare breed- a Microsoft/Nitendo fanboy. And I really, really don't like Sony. Odd, right?


Zebes, September 2549, Brinstar.

What the Hell? thought Samus Aran, famous bounty hunter, raised by Chozo, and hunted by Metroids. She jumped and flipped over the creature whom almost impaled her. Almost. Must've hung from the ceilng, waiting for me. She thought. The Skeemer started to glow red, for it was about to explode! Samus leaped away from it and in midair she formed into a morph-ball, as she rolled awayshe smacked into a rock. Boom! Shards from the Skeemer hit and damaged her. Damn, how did that happen? Usually that doesn't happen. Several more of the crawling, shelled creatures known as 'Zeebers' were infesting the area, she fired three beams into one, and it blew up. Another Zeeber landed on Samus' head and inflicted damged upon her, she pulled it off her armor looked at it for a second, tossed it at another one and fed six beams into them, and it caused an explosion.
" Ugly bastards," She said, with a smirk. " I gotta find that long beam." She ran off jumping and leaping-as always.

Tenfold Luck , landing at Zebes.

Admiral Coal looked at the charts. Why? Those new things could've ripped us in half, but they left, inexplicably. Were there other Humans to hunt? Maybe even-dare he think it, Covenant warriors?-I hope not. He thought. Jagger looked in awe at the planet below the the crystal-glass window, then he slowly mouthed the words, " Zebes, ain't it amazing?" and it was. the sand brown color of it along with the white clouds made it look like light coffee. Coal then spoke to Jaggers looking half-mindedly at the walls and computers.
"Are the troops ready for drop, Jaggers?" The Lieutenant replied, dazed, though. "Oh, umm yessir. there gear and weapons and the such are also ready to drop." Coal replied with another question.
"How 'bout non-military personnel and deck officers?" Jaggers replied
"Yessir, and the base supplies are ready as well." Jaggers was a good strong fellow, capable of holdng his own against the Covenant, but he decided to become part of the fleet of deck officers, and to add to his `resume he was also a great tactician, the best in class, five standard years in a row. An amazing student, but I won't tell him that, or he might become vain, like my child did, before she died. Thought the Admiral. Vain indeed.

Tenfold Luck, Flight deck, Marines preparing for drop to planet Zebes.

"Seargent Locklear, Heather, serial no. 122634-HL-23, reporting for the drop. Sir, any greenhorns that need to be, uhh, inspired? " Locklear said to the comm. A voice replied rather quickly, but sounding exhausted and slightly annoyed.
"This is Captain Morroco, John, serial no. 112346-JM-23. And yes Sarge we do have some rather unispired cadets, why don't you show them how you instruct your troops. I'm too forgiving, show'em no mercy." Locklaer smirked, she loved her job.
"Yes, Captain I'll be right there." She then punched a button and the comm. shut off. As she walked to her Warthog, she saw the small bay, eighteen pelicans hovered above thirty-one other Warthogs, bay personnel were everywhere-bumbling around to get equipment ready for the drop-they had to get to the pods after that. The Admiral said he'd leave anyone who wasn't fast enough to get their job done and get in the escape pods. Frightning, for sure, but Locklear knew him and he knew tyhat he couldn't harm another Human soul, ever since the the fall of Eilsuym City, he changed-and felt that he caused their lives-since then, though he went from Commander to Admiral. The tan rust that encrusted the area was ugly, to be frank, and the many ports for pelicans and other vehicles were almost non-symetrical due to the wear and tear of the ship, she was nearing eighty-eight years of faithful service. Impressive because very little touch-ups were ever conducted upon her hull. Rebels, Covenant, whatever she's seen it, fought, and beat it. Now she was the first ship to encounter this new spieces and survive . They were going going to leave her on the moon where a small crew would repair her and activate Codename: Nexus. Nobody except ONI and the Admiral knew specific info. Rumors said it was the successors to the Spartan II's, others said it was a new ship or a new type of weapon. She jumped into her Warthog jeep, and started to drive. Nexus, could there be something here that we need for it? Or does Nexus originate from here? No time to ask questions, I need to whip some soldiers from the boys down there. She drove down several ramps and turned in a spiral fashion then she entered another part the ship, the bottom. Fourteen Scorpions lay in a row with four longswords as Marines carted ammo and weapon containers. She saw Captain Morocco talking to his troops and then he looked at Locklear.
"Here she is now boys. Have a good funeral." Morocco walked away to another area and through a door.Locklear, however, hit the powerslide on her Warthog and turned right, screeching vehicle and all turning the left side towards the soldiers! Some dodged while others stood there, too dumbfounded to move. she halted the vehicle and jumped out-while it was moving . She lande on her feet and walked away from the Warthog "Hello, boys," She said, sly like "I'm your new platoon leader, and you can call me 'Bitch' all you want I'm not gonna stop-and neither are you." Suddenly the Marines grew afraid, if only slightly, for she meant buisness, and she was going to tax them beyond their limits.



Halo vs. Metroid 3: With my Energy Sword I Will Destroy Thee!
Date: 21 April 2005, 3:44 AM

Reclamation Artifact, Nine-Hundred units, Dock, Ninth Age of Reclamation.

Field Master 'Julilee used his Energy Sword sliced through the head of a Space Pirate, its helmet gave resistence to the creature's skull, but not much. Blood spewed across the floor and his white armor. He turned around to face a beast that was behind him, he pulled his arm back and jabbed at it. Its body gave in as it was impaled and lifted up, dangling like a piece of meat on a fork. Three more Pirates surrounded him. He threw the body off the blade into two of them, knocking them over, the third one dodged the attack, jumped up and leaped toward 'Julilee, aiming its cannon at him. 'Julilee leaped up, muscles straining, and attempted to swipe at the Pirate, failing. The Pirate blocked the attack with his wrist, which seemed resistent to the Sword, then it kicked the Field Master's skull, sending him across the dock into the floor. 'Julilee's body banged against the floor, bruising his ribs and neck, and might've cracked his shoulder.
By the Rings! Must be trained very well, to knock down one of the Covenant's best! But I will not fail, no the Hiararchs would not be pleased! He struggled to get up, but the Pirate had shot beams from the 'claw'-like cannons. The beams burnt his energy shield to a quarter. His age was starting to show combined with his injuries accured from a Human at 'Harvast' that shattered his right leg, surmounted to an unfair disadvantage for the Pirates against him. The Pirate swooped down from clinging on the wall, and the other two Pirates pushed the body over them which clanked on the upper deck, and leaped for the Field Master.
"I have failed, Gods, please forgive-" Just then, two of the Pirates-which were lined up like dominoes-had holes in their chest cavities, and slumped onto the deck with a'Clank!'Julilee then saw a familar, squat figure holding a Particle Beam Rifle-Meymaw! The Field Master was grateful to the Grunt.
"Meymaw, you have done well-" The Grunt replied quickly.
"Watch out, Master, behind you!" He turned around 180 degrees, with his Blade exposed, it again was blocked. The Pirate pushed the sword out of grasp and it flung to the floor, as the two fought. 'Julilee shot his left fist toward the Pirate, its claw grabbed it and shoved it toward the floor.

"Master, behind you!" Meymaw screeched toward the Elite, but it was too late. He could'nt make out everything but he knew his Master needed help, and fast. He shouldered the heavy rifle and peeked through the scope. The battle raged between his Master and the Pirate as they tumbled across the purple-hued deck.
"Master, hang on, please." Meymaw trembled with fear as he attempted to aim. He pulled on the firing mechanism, launching a bolt that did not hit it's intended target, instead, it up against a wall, richocted off and blindy hit a living being, because he heard a shriek.
"Master..." He wasn;t sure what he had just hit, and like any Grunt dropped the weapon and ran, arms up.

'Julilee layed there for a second, thinking. Am I dead? I know something hit me...but what? Meymaw! Cheating little bastard! Then he saw the dead Pirate, twitching because of a Particle Beam bolt. Apparently, the bolt punctured the armor of the Pirate, moved the soft flesh, broke out of the other half of the crimson armor and hit him. He tried to get up but his leg was hindering him.
"Damn leg!" He yelled as he realized something. The silence.The Field Master slowly looked up, seeing a see of crimson armor, and all other the other Covenant Elites dead. Grunts, Jackals and the Prophet, Kise'fell were being encaptured onto Pirate Frigate's. A Dark colored Space Pirate walked through the large crowd of red ones,as it more noticable than any other Pirate it the docking bay.
"I am Krentose of the Space Pirates, hailing from unknown parts and follower's of the Great Mother Brain." The Elite could still speak for himself, though.
"I do not care, Pirate kill me, at least I would have honor in that." The Pirate's dark red gaze sharpened toward 'Julilee.
"Oh, I do not care for your broken notions of 'honor.' All I want is a deal." The Field Master sighed and shot a glare toward the Pirate.
"What kind of deal, Pirate?" Krentose looked down at The Elite, almost as if, scanning him.
"I smell no fear on you, odd. All of your speices showed no fear yet some of the others, even the larger ones showed fear." He chittered calmly, matter-of-factly and while cocking his head a little to the right.
"Amusing how you would choose death over dishonor. All of you." Krentose shot a glare towards two red Pirates, and they lifted the Elite up onto his feet, doubletime.
"I prefer transactions like this, Split-chin. The deal is that, I'll give you anything you want, just for two things." 'Julilee looked at the Pirate, questionably staring.
"What two things do you want?" The Field Master asked.
"First hunt down all of the Humans on Zebes,also I would like you to hunt this troublesome, bitch for Mother Brain. Here, take this info chip on her. You'll need it. Her name is Samus Aran. She is the most threating being to our plans." The Elite looked quizzendly at the Pirate.
"What are your plans?" The Pirate quickly replied.
"None of your buisness, Split-chin." The Elite was about to ask again when an elctrical prod knocked him out.





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