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Halo 2 Carnage Games by Halo Fanatic 2005



Halo 2 Carnage Games (Round 1: Terminal)
Date: 2 December 2005, 4:31 pm

Round 1: Terminal
An elite called Deathinator 007 rounded a corner panting for breath. The spartan called ASSASSIN95 was chasing him with the energy sword, but he was in luck. There was a shotgun next to him. Deathinator 007 exploited this opportunity by grabbing the shotgun and crouching outside the doorway. ASSASSIN95 came round the corner. BANG! "Ha Ha, Sucker!" Deathinator 007 shouted at the dead body.

"ASSASSIN95 killed by Deathinator 007!"

Delta Impact was being chased by UNKNOWN KILL3R who was cruising along in a ghost firing plasma bolts at anyone who dare get in his way. Suddenly Deathinator 007 came out of nowhere and slahed Delta Impact in the abdomen.

"Delta Impact beat down by Deathinator 007!"

UNKOWN KILL3R kept on driving with his boost on. He ran over Deathinator 007 with ease.

"Deathinator 007 splatered by UNKOWN KILL3R!"

Little did UNKNOWN KILL3R know however that an elite called The Dragon King was on the back of his ghost, he was immediately thrown out of his ghost, off the road and into a ditch. When he fell he knocked his head on the concrete and drifted unconcious. However, The best sniper for miles- Skat Master 23 was camping out on this whole battle and then, he took his chance Bang! The Dragon King had been shot in the back and took cover round the corner where Deathinator 007's body was. Unfortunetly, a spartan known as So Solid Master had picked up Deathinator 007's energy sword and was waiting for The Dragon King. Slasssh!

"The Dragon King assassinated by So Solid Master!"

Skat Master 23 realized that half the players were dead: The Dragon King, Deathinator 007, Delta Impact and ASSASSIN95 had all been killed. That left him, So Solid Master who was hiding from him, UNKNOWN KILL3R who was in a ditch which he could not reach with his sniper, and finally FOLEY 2005 which he had no idea where he was. He soon found out though. FOLEY 2005 was lobbing grenades through the hole that lead to the spot that Skat Master 23 was sniping from. The third grenade landed underneath Skat Master 23 forcing him to retreat. He forgot about the ledge, and, consequently, fell off of his sniper spot. UNKNOWN KILL3R had just woken and was peering out of his ditch, battle rifle in hand. He spotted Skat Master 23 falling and fired at the head. It hit. What UNKNOWN KILL3R also had to deal with was So Solid Master charging at him with the energy sword. UNKNOWN KILL3R ducked. So Solid Master toppled, then fell, so UNKNOWN KILL3R quickly whacked him in the back.

"Skat Master 23 killed by UNKNOWN KILL3R!
So Solid Master assassanatied by UNKNOWN KILL3R!
Double Kill!"

UNKNOWN KILL3R swaped his SMG for the sword and then heard FOLEY 2005's voice shouting at him. "C'mon you rascal," he was saying, "Show yourself, I haven't got all day y'know." UNKNOWN KILL3R kept low and quiet so FOLEY 2005 didn't realize where he was. His best hope was to wait until FOLEY 2005 was close, then run out and stab him quickly. After all this time it is wise to tell you what I have kept secret until now. now that is 1 v. 1 I will tell you. These are the Halo 2 Carnage Games and Terminal is only round one. After you die you must spectate until the match is over, you all then are teleported to the next map and the next round. The winner of a round determines which map the next round will be played on. However, you can not choose a map that has already been selected. Back to the game now. UNKNOWN KILL3R crouched silently in the hole. This was taking to long. He had to find Foley 2005 somehow without being ambushed. He crawled slowly out of his ditch and saw to his delight, his ghost was still there, intact. He could use it to get to the Wraith quickly because his opponent was probaly thinking the same thing. He ran to the ghost and sped up the ramp towards the train tracks. FOLEY 2005 was thinking the same thing. He was running through doorway titled 'exit' and sprinting over towards the Wraith. What he didn't expect was UNKNOWN KILL3R however speeding towards it in the ghost. "Get away from my Wraith you grunt of a warror, it's mine!" FOLEY 2005 was shouting at UNKNOWN KILL3R, but it was too late. UNKNOWN KILL3R had climbed aboard the Wraith, he boosted towards the ghost and crumpeled it instantly. "Damn you!" FOLEY 2005 cursed UNKNOWN KILL3R as he turned and aimed the cannon at FOLEY 2005. "Oh god." FOLEY 2005 said quickly. He jumped just at the right time. The plasma mortar hit FOLEY 2005 when he was in the air. This made him fly over the wraith and then land just on the edge of the courtyard. FOLEY 2005 had an idea. "Hello, over here," FOLEY 2005 taunted UNKNOWN KILL3R so he followed FOLEY 2005 firing at him. He dodged every bullet and then jumped across the tracks. UNKNOWN KILL3R followed. The train came, flipping the wraith several times killing it's driver instantly.

"UNKNOWN KILL3R killed by The Gaurdians!
Next Round!"

All the spectators were teleported to the next arena along with FOLEY 2005.



Halo 2 Carnage Games (Round 2: Headlong)
Date: 4 December 2005, 7:38 pm

Round 2: Headlong
"Choose an arena to battle on!"

"Hmmm, I choose, Headlong!" FOLEY 2005 shouted to the voice.

"Headlong!"

There was a blur for everyone as Headlong began to take form. The Dragon King landed right in the middle of the arena with tank beside him. ASSASSIN95 was in luck too because he dropped inside the old abandoned building with the sword one level below him. He jumped over the railings and grabbed the preciuos energy sword. Deathinator 007 was chasing Skat Master 23 and spraying him with a curtain of plasma death with his double plasma rifles. "I need a sniper!" Skat Master 23 shouted at no-one impaticular as he ran up the air vent and across the under-construction highway. Deathintor 007 followed, however he was unaware of the Scorpion Cannon aimed at his head as he ran across to the building containing the ActiveCamo.
BOOM!

"Deathinator 007 killed by The Dragon King!"

Skat Master 23 kept on running, he used the ActiveCamo and ran across to the sniper, The Dragon King not knowning he was there. He picked up the Sniper Rifle at zoomed to the head of The Dragon King. Bang!

"The Dragon King killed by Skat Master 23!"

The Dragon King fell out of his tank. Slashh!

"Skat Master 23 assassinated by ASSASSIN95!"

"Sucker!" ASSASSIN95 shouted at the dead corpes of Skat Master 23. Little did he know that FOLEY 2005 had climbed into the tank and was firing his armour-peircing bullets at ASSASSIN95. He ran to the saftey of the blue base, his sheilds bleeping and FOLEY 2005 still trying to shoot him. Delta Impact was running after So Solid Master, firing rockets at his feet. So Solid Master's shields were depleted by one of Delta Impact's hits. So Solid Master ran into the blue base oppisite the side ASSASSIN95 came in by. he ran up the ramp and towards ASSASSIN95's position. Delta Impact was close behind him. UNKNOWN KILL3R was nowhere to be seen. He was camping out in the abandoned building with a shotgun, waiting for somebody to approach. FOLEY 2005 knew ASSASSIN95 would be skilled enough not to come out, he stopped shooting and aimed the cannon to where ASSASSIN95'S head would be if he did appear. Then he heard shooting and sword(s) slashing. Inside ASSASSIN95 had slashed So Solid Master when his shields were recharging, forcing them back down again while Delta Impact was shooting rockets at him. Eventually Delta Impact got ASSASSIN95's shields down, but at a price. He had run out of ammo. ASSASSIN95 took his chance and slashed Delta Impact, forcing him off the balcony and down to the floor below. Delta Impact, shields bleeping as he lay on the floor, he quickly swapped to his SMG and opened fire on the unshielded spartan. ASSASSIN95 blocked most of the attacks, but occansionally got hit. So Solid Master had escaped outside, and with his sheilds recharged, was about to go back in and join the battle, they might be both wounded and he could get two "cheap kills." However, an opportunity met his eyes. FOLEY 2005 was still there. If he could creep up on him, he could board the tank. "Die, bitch die!" Delta Impact was shouting at the sword-weilding ASSASSIN95. He found an extra SMG next to him which he grabbed and fired at the spartan who was jumping over the ledge. The additional firepower was too much. ASSASSIN95 died in the air but his sword dropped and was impaled into the face of Delta Impact who was still lying on the floor.

"ASSASSIN95 killed by Delta Impact!
Delta Impact killed by ASSASSIN95!"

So Solid Master was hiding behind the tank and was slowly moving round to the front. The tank began to move and So Solid Master had no choice but to board from the back. He threw a grenade inside jumped off, FOLEY 2005 was suprised and was engulfed in a firey explosion.

"FOLEY 2005 killed by So Solid Master!"

UNKNOWN KILL3R had gotten bored ages ago. He had seen the explosion of the tank and had just picked up the ActiveCamo, he then found Skat Master 23's sniper rifle...
So Solid Master ran away from the tank and towards the Banshee, if he were to find UNKNOWN KILL3R he would have to scan from the skies. So he did. He never found UNKNOWN KILL3R and eventually decided to land. He set down the banshee in the middle of the construction site. He was exposed. UNKNOWN KILL3R took his aim, he pointed the crosshair over So Solid Master's head. Bang!

"So Solid Master sniped by UNKNOWN KILL3R!
Next Round!"

Positions after Round 2:
1st: UNKNOWN KILL3R: 3 points
2nd: FOLEY 2005: 2 points
3rd: So Solid Master: 1 point
4th: ASSASSIN95, Deathinator 007, Delta Impact, Skat Master 23 and The Dragon King: 0 points


Key: If you win a match you get 2 points, if you come 2nd you get 1 point



Halo 2 Carnage Games (Round 3: Lockout)
Date: 8 December 2005, 10:15 pm

Round 3: Lockout
Key for area names on this map:
Green Section: Lowest floor lit by iluminous green light
G-L: Gravity Lift
The Sniping Tower: Ledge with sniper on
"Choose an arena to battle on!"

UNKNOWN KILL3R thought back and remembered FOLEY 2005 shouting "Headlong," before, so he replied: "Lockout!"

"Lockout!"

FOLEY 2005 dropped next to the valuble Energy Sword so he quickly grabbed it and ran up the ramp on the right, through the room and and up the twisting ramp. He was about to run through the doorway on his right when Deathinator 007 appeared at the top of the ramp. FOLEY 2005 charged at Deathinator 007 when all of a sudden a high-velocity bullet ran through his head shattering his skull.

"FOLEY 2005 sniped by Skat Master 23!"

The sword dropped to Deathinator 007's feet so he grabbed it and ran for cover at the top of the bulding. Skat Master 23 who was camping out on The Sniper Tower managed to shoot Deathinator 007's leg as it disappeared. He panted for breath round the corner making much noise for nearby players to hear. So Solid Master landed in the Green Section and had grabbed the shotgun and was now running up the G-L under fire from UNKNOWN KILL3R who was dual-weilding double SMGs. So Solid Master waited at the top and as UNKNOWN KILL3R came up he blasted his body into bloody bits.

"UNKNOWN KILL3R killed by So Solid Master!"

"That was easy," So Solid Master said as he stood over the dead body of UNKNOWN KILL3R. The Dragon King was creeping up the ramp on the other side to the one Deathinator 007 had ran up to avoid being sniped. He was dual-weilding an SMG and a plasma rifle. As he crept up towards his prey he heard a sniper bullet fire. He watched as a nano-second later the bullet flew over the top of the building. Skat Master 23 was after the same person as him. The Dragon King ran round the corner not aware of Deathinator 007's sword waiting for him.
Slashh!

"The Dragon King killed by Deathinator 007!"

Deathinator 007's shield had just recharged and he was about to make a run for the cover of the nearby building when a second bullet hit his energy sowrd, it richeoted off the strong energy and flew back towards Skat Master 23. Just that second ASSASSIN95 assassinated Skat Master 23 from behind but then got caught between the eyes with the sniper round.

"Skat Master 23 assassinated by ASSASSIN95!
ASSASSIN95 killed by Skat Master 23!"

So Solid Master had seen the entire scene and was now creeping up the ramp were FOLEY 2005's dead body was. He didn't know which way Deathinator 007 was facing or whether his shields were up or down, but if he kept low and quiet he might be able to formulate a plan to kill him. However he forgot about about the other remaining player, Delta Impact, who had been waiting for a long time. Deathinator 007 had nothing to worry about now that the sniper was dead so he ran to the edge of the building and jumped. He landed in the centre arena where he waited. He had a plan. He would be more veneralble here so players would try to kill him first. Then he could kill people when they came to him. Suddenly, he heard plasma shots and frag grenades over at the building he had just departed from. Delta Impact fired his plasma rifle and needler at So Solid Master who returned fire with his shotgun and some grenades. Bang! Boom! Hide. Reload. Bang! Cheo! Cheo! Choe! Ta! Ta! Ta! Hide. Slash! Deathinator 007 joined in. So Solid Master back-pedaled up the ramp firing upon Deathinator 007 who had slashed him with the sword forcing his shield down. He had to find cover, fast. "Ahhhh, the baby wanna present!" Delta Impact's voice was saying from behind him. Before he knew it he had been stuck with a plasma grenade. He dived towards Deathinator 007 and immediately blew into a thousand shards of armour, skin and bone. Deathinator 007 was forced of the edge by the explosion.

"So Solid Master stuck by Delta Impact!"

"I did it! I won!" Delta Impact shouted at the top of his lungs. "Oh yeah, oh yeah! You suck everybody! I win!"
"Not yet you haven't!" Deathinator 007 growled as he pulled himself up and threw his energy sword at Delta impact. "Oh ye-" Delta Impact stopped, baffled. The sword knocked him down to the floor, defencless. Deathinator 007 took out the plasma rifle he had been saving and grabbed a second nearby one. He then fired upon the still suprised spartan. The elimination was swift and merciless. "No-one challenges the Deathinator and survives," he said in a meanacing tone, "Not even you."

"Delta Impact killed by Deathinator 007!
Next Round!"

Positions after round 2:
1st: UNKNOWN KILL3R: 3 points
2nd: Deathinator 007 and FOLEY 2005: 2 points
3rd: Delta Impact and So Solid Master: 1 point
4th: ASSASSIN95, Skat Master 23 and The Dragon King: 0 points

Key: If you win you get 2 points, if you come 2nd you get 1 point.





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