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Bungie Weekly Update: 07/06/07Posted by Frankie at 7/6/2007 4:46 PM PDT
Bungie Day is Coming
We're losing a key part of the Bungie team this week with the departure of the Bungie Princess, Alta Hartmann. Being that he enjoys bad news, bringing it to people and kicking small creatures, I figured we'd let Luke chat with Alta before she goes. Q: Alta, you've been The Bungie Princess in the past, but you recently said you'd relinquished the crown. Now you're leaving us behind, all we can do is pull a Nancy Kerrigan and ask why, why WHY? Q: For those who didn't follow the role of the Princess with feverish obsession, could you tell us what it is you USED to do here at Bungie? AH: Generally, I am mean to the Bungie Boys. Ask any of them it's true. I am a temperamental, hormonal pain in the ass and take it out on the poor innocent souls here at Bungie who are just trying to keep the man from beatin' them down. Hey, no one said anything about the woman beatin' them down, so the way I see it, I have free reign. Bungie Princess my ass, should have been Princess of All that is Evil. Okay seriously, I make sure everything outside of the development of the projects is running smoothly. I make sure the guys have the beers and the foods and the snackies. I plans the parties, with the beers and the foods and the snackies. I balance the giant Bungie checkbook, which can be a bit unruly since it is the size of my 4Runner, it's hard to keep it open when I write in the check register cuz the cover is that cheap vinyl stuff. I help with contracts between our partners, make sure they read the fine print about Bungie owning their souls for eternity and if they ever are in breach of their contract we reserve the right to put them in the giant sling shot and send them skyrocketing into the sun, along with our other evil enemies. Oh yeah, I keep the giant sling shot well-oiled and in good working condition. Q: Considering your constant interaction with the team, tell us a few stories about some of your favorite moments from Bungie and some of its staff. Most of the guys won't read this anyway, so feel free to be 100% honest. AH: Team Photo for Halo 2...Dunn and I are sitting together...you might notice that Dave is trying to do a little reach around...dirty, dirty Dave. First Holiday Party...calling Bertone out for stealing the trophy...this is about 4 martinis in...actually I think the whole team has a few memories of me from this party. Third Holiday Party...Scooter, Ketel One After Party in our suite, CJ playing bumper cars, Jaime telling stories in the bar after I demanded they open it for us. Halo 2 Ship Party...Harold getting schnockered and screaming like an injured Grunt every time I got on the bus during the Midnight Madness Tour Halo 2 MP Ladder Tourney...Stefan inviting me to play H2 Ladder Tourney my first month at Bungie and by some ridiculous stroke of luck getting the winning kill in the final game Lego -blam!-...Touring unnamed MS VP and his 12 year old son around Bungie and almost walking in on Environment Pod Lego -blam!- Video Taping Session...awesome Q: Will you have to wear khaki's and pinstripe pants like a real adult at your new job? How does your wardrobe feel about the changes? AH: My sweats be very sads. My flip flops even sadders. I think I have to wear like pants and shoes with toe coverings and stuff like that. I may even have to wear...ugh...the panty hose. I don't even own adult clothes, this is gonna suxorz. I will take pictures and send them so you guys can mock me. Please do so I can remember what it is like to be an adolescent. Q: You're getting set to run in a marathon, soon? What's harder, training for your marathon or dealing with Bungie dudes? AH: Physically? Dealing with the Bungie dudes. Mentally? Dealing with the Bungie dudes. Emotionally? Dealing with the Bungie dudes. Wow, you guys are a lot of work, running 26.2 is easier than working with you freaks. Maybe you guys should work on being less HI-MAI. Luke lead the way buddy, it only takes one man with a dream. Q: Is there a successor to your throne? AH: Little D! Better known as Davina Chan, Davina Devine. She kicks ass! She has been working with me for about 6 months now and totally pwns. Love her and all the guys love her. She scares the -blam!- out of people which is perfect, I think she will wear the crown well, fill the throne appropriately, although her ass is a bit smaller than mine. She is freakin' hilarious too. Just be sure to guard your cheese puffs, get your dinner orders in on time and always check out her totally adorable outfits, they will be way cuter than mine as she will not be expected to dress like an adult. On a side note I just want to say that this has been the most incredible four and half years of my life. It has been an amazing ride, watching these guys make kick ass games and grow up. It has been an honor that they have invited me into their lives, allowed me to take part in some of the most important events they have experienced; falling in love, getting engaged and married and having children. I have had the privilege of watching all of these guys grow up. It is such an absolute bitter sweet that I am moving on, but I know that I will never stray too far from Bungie, because they truly are a part of my family. I cannot wait to celebrate the success of Halo 3 with these guys and our fans. Thank you to all of the fans who have shown me just how important gaming is, the impact is has and how fun it can be. The fans are the reason the team is so passionate and the reason I have kept coming to work every day is because everyone here is so insanely passionate about what they do. It has been a great few years! xoxo When they called each other this morning to coordinate their outfits, the only thing they said they were both wearing that matched was the "neckerchief," the rest of it was all coincidence. So long and best of luck, Alta (right), welcome aboard Davina (left)! Note: Our art director did NOT appvove this shot. He came over and griped about the basket of reality in the frame. What's with the marker, anyway? And note these two things or risk death: It is a neckerchief, not a scarf. And Davina loves Cheesy Puffs more than anything else. Clean your ears |