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Monday, February 21, 2005

What the ell is wrong with you lazy fan website runners. Have you no decency to update the mailbag atleast once a month.

Daniel

You do have a point here- I have been quite startlingly reticent in this area. However, I am merely experimenting with the path trodden by my illustrious predecessors. Outrageously long delays between updates allow time for all sorts of important activities, like organizing one's inbox, and the appeals process. And besides, they wouldn't let bring my laptop in with me. You'd be surprised how many razorblades you can get into those newfangled slot-loading optical drives.


I have a friend that has great ideas for games can you take these ideas or can you send me an e-mail with the name and e-mail of someone that can take the ideas. The ideas are edable game items, making a game out of rescue squad people, and a commercial about a vacume cleaner (it makes me want to go buy a vacume cleaner company) maby you know someone that works for a vacume cleaner company can you send me an e-mail back with e-mails or will you take the ideas from him if so i will give him your e-mail. The ideas are great i assure you they will make a fortune if it is for the correct company such as a vacume commerical for a vacume company.

Scott Wootton

I don't think Bungie will be too interested in this idea, after seeing the impressive legal team retained by Blinx the Time Sweeper.


quick somebody solve a problem!!! the clan HBO forums are down!!!

ubermorons

Consider a sphere massing 5 kilograms resting at the top of a 45-degree incline 1 meter above ground level. The sphere is released and begins to roll down the slope. How fast will it be traveling at the moment it touches the ground?

We can take a small shortcut since we know that the acceleration of the sphere if released straight down would be 9.8 meters per second squared, and multiply that by the cosine of the slope's angle to obtain an acceleration of 6.92 meters per second squared. This acceleration will be maintained as the sphere travels 1 meter downwards and 1 meter horizontally for a total displacement of 1.41 meters. Since d = 0.5*a*(t squared) and we have the values of d and a, solving results in a value of 0.63 seconds for t. The final velocity is given by v = a*t, so the sphere will be moving at 4.35 meters per second when it impacts the ground. Are the clan forums up yet?


quick somebody solve a problem!!!
the clan HBO forums are down!!!

ubermorons

Consider a sphere massing 5 kilograms resting at the top of a 45-degree incline 1 meter above ground level. The sphere is released and begins to roll down the slope. How fast will it be traveling at the moment it touches the ground?

We can take a small shortcut since we know that the acceleration of the sphere if released straight down would be 9.8 meters per second squared, and multiply that by the cosine of the slope's angle to obtain an acceleration of 6.92 m/s^2. This acceleration will be maintained as the sphere travels 1 meter downwards and 1 meter horizontally for a total displacement of 1.41 meters. Since d = 0.5*a*t^2 and we have the values of d and a, solving results in a value of 0.63 seconds for t. The final velocity is given by v = a*t, so the sphere will be moving at 4.35 meters per second when it impacts the ground.

Are the clan forums up yet?


THE YELLOW BANSHEE NEVER IGSISTED AND NEITHER DOES THE RETARDED NOMB STORE. I SEARCHED THAT CAVE ON EASY AND LEGENDARY. AND DON'T EVEN TRY TO START JOANAS MAP CRAP. YOU CANT DRIVE OUT FOR 18 MINUTES THE LEVEL BARRIER STOPS YOU. SO ALL THIS YELLOW BANSHEE STUFF IS TOTAL BS.

coryscreek

I don't believe I'm acquainted with Joanna, but it sounds like she's the one who's been misleading you, not me. You can go back and tell her that the Webmaster of Halo.Bungie.Org has declared that the Yellow Banshee is a hoax. On second though, why don't you give me her phone number and address and I'll take care of it for you. Is she hot?


DONT FUCK ME!!!!
HALO THE MOVIE?!!!
IS THIS REALLY GOING TO HAPPEN OR THE COVENANT IS MAKING A FUCKING CONSPIRACY TO MAKE ME KRAZY?!!
PLEASE SAY ITS TRUE!!!!!!
WHEN IS (IN THAT CASE) THAT WILL COME OUT?...2006?!!!
ANSWER ME PLEAAASEEE


gaby

The Covenant don't think a conspiracy is necessary.


HELLO

ENTER Your HALO PRODUCT KEY

Edgar

Is this a trick question?


I didn�t know who to go to on b.net to ask this so I came to b.org�*sad violin music comes on and bends down on knees and starts to cry* PLEASE! PLEASE PUT AN UPDATE WHERE YOU CAN PLAY AS A GRUNT ON XBOX LIVE! PLEASE! PLEASE!

Carter Family

There are those who said this day would never come...

But I agree with this mail 100%. How about it, Bungie?


In response to: Do you guys have a news server that e-mails people?Go to the circuit braker and find the fuse to his office and turn it off. The power should go of and the server will shutdown and no more emails :)

nnaug-dan

Unfortunately, there's only one circuit breaker, and it runs the entire office, including the automatic door locks. And I learned the hard way to never, ever end up trapped in in a dark room with Louis.


I need to know if one can buy automatic weapons legally ?

Zern

After seeing the response to Halo 2, I don't think I should be giving any more Bungie fans advice in this area.


This might have been mentioned before, but has anyone noticed that elites (and most covenant fro that matter) are more than half NAKED? And what if there are female elites out there? *shudders* Also I have a theory of how to tell the gender of elites, but I'll send that later. Too much to do.

Skiiran Lord

You obviously haven't found any of the secret cinematics. I guess the ESRB didn't either, because the game isn't rated AO. They give a whole new meaning to the phrase "combat insertion". Or "That was deeply satisfying." "Reunite the index with the core." "This cave is not a natural formation." And I'll never look at Gravemind's tentacles the same way...


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