From themaz@uclink.berkeley.edu  Tue Aug 31 11:34:06 1999
Date: Tue, 31 Aug 1999 10:33:06 -0700
From: TheMaz 
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To: halo@bungie.org
Subject: soul conversations

I'd normally send this to the story page, but considering as they're on
vacation, I'll send it on over to you guys... I had a rather interesting
conversation with the soul today....

Question: What's up?
 The soul says: I'm just hanging.

Question: You doing anything tonight? If not, we could go out.
The soul says: Hmmm... I never thought of it that way. I suppose you're
probably right. Don't get a big head on me though.

Question: Don't worry, I just wanted to know if you want to see a movie
with me?
The soul says: Try re-phrasing that.

Question: Do you want to watch a movie?
The soul says: Is this a trick question?

Question: No. I heard Ghost in the Shell was playing at the AMC
The soul says: That's my favorite movie. I especially like the scene
with the briefcase.

Question: Really? Me too! That was the best part in the world!
The soul says: Yeah. What about it?

Question: Oh I'm sorry... I forgot you were dead and don't live on this
world
The soul says: Apology accepted. Just don't do it again.

Question: So I guess you don't want to do anything
The soul says: I'm just a trapped soul. Let me be. You're interfering
with my slow crawl towards infinity.

Question: Your loss... Goodbye!
 The soul says: Goodbye.

-mike miazgowicz