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I'm Drunk
7:05 pm | July 12, 2004
howd i get heer
CoLd BlooDed
5:02 am | July 3, 2004
You guys DO realize this is a year before the game came out, and they all relied on information given from updates and shit, much like we do for Halo 2.

They also didn't have have comments sections until 2001/02. So lay off.
The NEW Zak
3:29 pm | June 15, 2004
AAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!! THEY BURN!!!
THAT WAS THE MOST HORRIBLE STORY I'VE EVER READ!! PLUS IT WAS LIKE THREE PARAGRAPHS LONG!!! IT'S THE COVENANT, NOT THE CORTANA!!! PLAY THE GAME MORE DUDE!! I..........I.....(DROPS DEAD)
Gallagher
10:39 pm | May 20, 2004
it's covenant, dumbass. someone is a fucking poser.
yeti
2:56 am | May 8, 2004
if your a noob, DONT POST A STORY HERE!!!!!


Now get lost before i set my rabd grunt on you.

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Q&A

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Anonymous
6:02 pm | April 30, 2004
wtf!!!
The Cortana???
You mean the Covenant,ASSHOLE
Spartan II
8:24 pm | March 7, 2004
WTF are you talking aobut in that story? The Cortana? You mean the Covenant you moron
MadJackal
6:31 am | February 28, 2004
I agree with Anonymous.
Anonymous
4:36 am | January 30, 2004
"The war between the allied humans and the green Cortana was a bloody and gruesome one, which took place mainly on a planet much like Earth, only it was very cold, and the days and nights seemed to last months or even years, due to the massive size of the planet, the planet was directly in between a path much used early in the war to get between Cortana and Earth, if this planet could be captured, it would be a major turning point in the war. "

how the *FUCK* is that planet like earth if its huge, freezing, and if days last months????????
pooman
9:05 pm | August 25, 2003
ya someguy, you are retarded... who the fukin hell would think they call them selfs the cortona
pooman
8:02 pm | August 25, 2003
gay: the cortona?
Another guy
12:20 pm | August 1, 2003
HAHAHA, the cortana? its the covenant. Play the game more dude.
Alpha Lance
9:52 pm | July 27, 2003
You are retarded.Ah t-t-thats aaaaaaaaa c-c-cartana daaa @%#%**&$!@#@%?
Alpha Lance
4:28 am | July 27, 2003
This story is good,because???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
el_halo_diablo
9:56 pm | December 13, 2002
sounds reasonable to me :D
some guy
5:57 am | November 28, 2002
my story was great the cortana are giant cacti with radiactive chickens
drunk hick
9:29 pm | November 27, 2002
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WargodX2399
3:51 pm | November 22, 2002
Cortana is the name of the AI construct on the pillar of autumn, dude.
Robo42786
9:43 pm | April 18, 2002
dude, the aliens arent called "The Cortana" its "The Covenant"


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